popsicled

When you fail a skateboarding trick in a way that lands the board vertically between the concrete and your nuts.

Prima: Matt was trying to do a mid-air kickflip, but the board got away from him and went right between his legs. He's in the hospital, they don't know if he'll ever have kids.

Secunda: Popsicled!

by Four-Wheeled Castratus March 26, 2011

popsicle

A girl who is ice cold on the outside and has a stick rammed up her ass on the inside.

"My girlfriend is such a popsicle - when I told her that my mom died, she laughed then went to work for 12 hours."

by Hank Thompkins January 10, 2008

Popsicle

When it's so cold out that you get frostbite on your penis.

"Hey tom, last night I was masturbating outside and I got a popsicle."

by Kkk with one black guy January 14, 2017

Popsicle

A frozen treat that comes in many different colours and flavors.

Ice Cream Man:YOU ARE GONNA EAT YOUR POPSICLE AND YOU ARE GONNA LIKE IT!!
Bobbie:Ok

by TheWiggidy April 19, 2004

Popsicling

To totally get into sucking, licking, and slurping on a guy’s hard cock. Vigorously and rhythmically tonguing the shaft and dickhead, emphatically engulfing said penis, wrapping your mouth around the man’s member and keeping full, slick contact over the entire length with your lips, spending the greater part of the time fellating the rock hard throbbing head.

The act of over-exaggeratingly mimicking how someone would lick, suck, and slurp on a juicy, dripping, tasty popsicle.

Huglas was so turned on watching Markus popsicling his pulsating, engorged cock. The look on M’s face was evidence he was totally lost in pleasuring DDD, swallowing the shaft,and slowly enveloping the throbbing head with his juicy lips. Damn, what a stellar bobbgoblin!!

by Huglas! January 17, 2019

popsicle

sometimes used as a sex toy for nasty sluts

ew ashley used a popsicle as a dildo

by CH45S5 3R April 8, 2009

POPsicle

Step 1: Tupperware container by the bed
Step 2: Add semen bi-nightly (do not ejaculate any other time- keep your loads abundant and potent!)
Step 3: Rotate nights with your best bud
Step 4: Place a popsicle stick in the middle
Step 5: Freeze during the day
Remember: Make sure you don't get any on the stick!
Step 6: Once you've collected an abundant supply (the more the merrier!!), find a kinky female on a hot summer day
Step 7: Run the outside of the tupperware container in warm water
Step 8: Remove your POPsicle by the stick
Step 9: Donate your POPsicle to the luck lady and make sure she shares with her ladyparts!
Step 10: Take bets on who will be the daddy

Cumboxes are so lame, lets make a POPsicle instead!

by daphunkeefeel1 July 6, 2012