oyvind 

also known as the most handsome guy around

oyvind by Anonymous February 6, 2003

oyvind 

To masturbate vigorously throughout the night, watching low cost pornography.

You sure pulled an oyvind staying in all weekend with your tissue paper!

oyvind by vigi June 1, 2005

oyvind 

the artist formerly known as Richard Dean Anderson

Richard Dean Anderson starring in MacGyver

oyvind by Anonymous February 6, 2003

oyvind 

Pefer child pornography.

I like to rape 14-16 year olds.

oyvind by Bishop February 6, 2003

oyvind 

frequently used irc-nickname for a group of men whom prefers their women from 14-16.

oyvind kjære gud i perleporten, gi meg ei jente på nesten 14!

oyvind by dvd-jon February 6, 2003

oyvind 

a person that smells like a diaper.

A: "Wow, that guy smells like a used diper"
B: "He's probably a oyvind"

oyvind by keegster December 28, 2005