convenient odinsleep

A well timed nap for avoiding stressful responsibilities, emergencies, and scorn from friends/family members.

When I confronted my dad about me being adopted, he fell into an annoyingly convenient odinsleep and was unable to answer my questions.

convenient odinsleep by ragdolljane July 10, 2012

thor odinson 

a character apart of the marvel cinematic universe and the strongest, most powerful and hottest avenger. he's caring, funny and the superior marvel character that ended all your favs and is going to get a fourth solo movie. your favs could never! stan thor odinson for clear skin!

thor odinson is the most iconic avenger and no one is doing it like him, period!

thor odinson by thorswrth September 2, 2019

Odinism 

The worship of the Norse God Odin; someone who is primarily dedicated to Odin. Can sometimes, but not always, be used interchangeably with Asatru and Heathen. Odinism is a polytheistic religion; even though the focus is often on Odin, other of the Aesir and Vanir are somerimes worshiped as well. It is not a Neo-Pagan or New Age religion. Odinism is an ancient indigenous religion of Northern Europe that predates more well known religions as Hinduism, Buddhism, Judaism; and Islam and Christianity who are but mere babies in contrast.

There are Asatruar and Odinists who feel that they are the same religion, while many others who feel that Asatru and Odinism have distinct differences.

Odinism by OneBadAsp October 22, 2006

Odinism 

The basic fact that Odin is a fucking bad ass and you totally want him to be your God. The dude has one eye, was impailed by his spear for 9 days, and he has fucking ravens as pets...seriously? How much more bad ass can you get? The religion is based off the sole fact of screaming loudly and epically into the sky (while shaking your fists) to Odin for whatever you want. (Usually weather realated.)

Example of Odinism at work:
Greg: "Dude, Odin isn't real."
Jordan: "Oh yeah? (While shaking fists to sky) ODIN BRING FORTH A RAIN STORM!"
*later that day at a football game*
Greg: "Holy shit it's fucking raining like crazy!"
Jordan: "Damn straight."

Odinism by OneWingedAngelJ August 20, 2010

odins a+ parenting 

Odin being a shitty parent to both Loki and Thor

Odins a+ parenting is the reason Loki became a villan.

odins a+ parenting by I SHIP TOO MANY SHIPS April 28, 2019

Loki Odinson 

the best line in Avengers: Inifinty war.
When Loki claims himself odinson, instead of Laufeyson.

Thor and Loki Odinson. Princes of Asgard.

Loki Odinson by izziefvx January 18, 2021

odins_warrior

Pissed up cunt from Staffordshire, England. He seeks sexual gratification from a willing partner of ambivalent sexuality.

The name "odins_warrior" is derived from the latin "hornicus aryanipidese"

odins_warrior needs sex

odins_warrior by Azathoth April 9, 2005