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(n.) a form of childhood torture referred to as a game, usually inflicted by older children (most often siblings) upon younger ones.
The aggressor will pin their victim laying face-up on their back, sitting on their chest and making sure the victim cannot move their arms. Then the aggressor leans over the poor kid and dribbles a string of spit towards the kid's face until it almost reaches, then sucks it back into the mouth. Odds are, the longer this action is repeated, the victim will end up wearing saliva. This ritual generally lasts until either: 1) the aggressor tires of his fun, or 2) an adult intervenes. "That bully, Ron, gave my little brother the yo-yo treatment last week, but my big brother caught him and gave him the mother of all wedgies!"
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| 58. | Liver | ||
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What im slowly destroying odds are 3:2 that i'll die from cirrhosis of the liver
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| 59. | goths | ||
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A complete waste of space and decent oxygen that could be used 2 keep a rapist or a murderer alive. they are quite simply the lowest and most scum-like form of life to ever crawl out of marilyn manson's drugged up arsehole (otherwise known as his mouth). Goths have the confidence of pee wee herman at a PTA meeting. They are known for cutting every essential vein in their body and are 100% of the time in a state of depression. I beg you if you're not one of these god-awful satan lovers then please note that goth hunting season is still going strong. When you smell that ludicrous smell of BO and grunge sweat take out your pistols, take out ur aks and bust a bigger black hole in them than is in their heart. First to hang 10 goth heads from green day's nostril hairs gets a free CD and pie (CD subject to availibility, pies are in constant supply so don't delay) Smell, depression, black lipstick, white blusher and black eyeliner and black make-up. SICK!
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| 60. | rit | ||
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A place that lends women to start using phrases like, "the odds are good but the goods are odd" in description of their male counterparts.
"RIT: Teaching women to lower their standards since 1829." Women having to watch hours of video games, visit "LAN Parties", and find anime extremely entertaining if she would like to have a male partner to mate with.
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| 61. | Bar | ||
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NOUN 1. a long rigid piece of metal, or simiilar material, typically used as an obstruction, fastening, or a weapon. >a sand bank or shoal at the mouth of a harbour or an estuary. >(british) a metal strip below the clasp of a metal, awarded as an additional distinction. >(Heraldry) a charge in the form of a narrow stripe across the shield. 2. a counter in a public house or cafe across which alcoholic drinks or refreshments are served. >a room in a public house, resturant, or hotel in which alcohol is served. >a small shop or stall serving refreshments or providing a specified serivce: ex. a snack bar. 3. a barrier or restriction to action or advance: ex. a bar to promotion. >a plea arresting an action or claim in a law case 4. (Music) any of the short sections or measures in which a piece of music is divided, shown on a score with vertical lines acrose the stave. 5. (ex. the bar) a partition in a court room, now usually notional, beyond which most people may not pass and at which an accused person the stands. >(British) a rail marking the end of each chamber in the Houses of Parliament. 6. (ex. the Bar) the profession of the barrister. >(British) barristers collectively. >(North American) lawyers collectively. VERB (ex. barred, barring) 1. fasten with a bar or bars. 2. prohibit from doing something or going somewhere. >exclude from consideration. >(Law) prevent or delay (an action) by objection. 3. mark with bars or stripes. PREPOSITIO... |
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| 62. | darkhorse | ||
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Darkhorse is a person who everyone expects to be last in a race.
Think of it this way. The person who looks like he can never get laid defies the odds and gets any girl he can by being sly,shy and cunning. Although he's not a player, he can really charm the ladies. Darkhorse: Hi!
Lady: Hello! How are you? Darkhorse: Good, yea. Haha. Where're you from? Lady: Oh. Just take me now baby. did you see that guy! I never thought such a nerdy looking boy could get that chick! That guy is definately a darkhorse. |
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| 63. | queer the deal | ||
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To somehow ruin an arrangement despite favorable odds. "Stacy likes you a lot, but she's a liberal, so don't queer the deal by mentioning how conservative you are."
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