| 1. | O.C.D. texts | ||
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O.C.D.-Obssessive Compulsive Disorder
Texts-messages received by a mobile device sent by another mobile device. An O.C.D. text is when you constantly check your mobile device to see if you have a new text message but you still dont have any new texts. Sometimes the phone is checked multiple times within seconds and there are still no new texts. Little Jonny: I just responded to Sally. Let me see if she texted back yet. Nope not yet.
5 seconds later: let me check again. nope not yet. 5 seconds later: let me check again. nope not yet. 5 seconds later: let me check again. nope not yet. Little Timmy: Stop checking your O.C.D. texts. |
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| 2. | TRAS | ||
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Text-Related Anxiety Syndrome. Also commonly referred to TRAD (Text Related Anxiety Disorder). This occurs when people of a lower intelligence level than your own incessantly contact you via text or instant messaging.
You may also experience TRAS in combination with OCD (Obcessive Calling Disorder). This occurs when those of lesser intelligence repeatedly call you within a short time frame. apparently because they have no life, they assume you shouldnt either. Symptoms include: nonstop beeping of your cell-phone or computer when messages appear from the same person repeatedly over a time span of 3 minutes. Symptoms can also include, but are not limited to: sweating, increased pulse, forehead vein palpitations, ripping out of the hair, unusally obscene language being spit at inanimate objects. Please contact professional help Doctor, Hitman, etc) immediately if you experience any of the following: thoughts of harming yourself, fantasies of harming those contributing to your anxiety disorder, breaking said inaminate objects, restless sleeping due to anxiety. While there is no known cure for this disorder, as the problem really exists in those who have OCTD (Obcessive Compulsive Texting Disorder), studies are, however, being conducted to find a cure for OCTD, and OCD EXAMPLES:
When SWF calls me 3 times within 1 hour, and texts in between calls. This is an example of one possessing OCTD and OCD, causing TRAS to develop in the recipient. When girl who liked J. Ex. text "what are you doing" 5 seconds after he left their place of employment. Again, girl causes J. Ex. to experience TRAS from her OCTD. |
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| 3. | TRAS | ||
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Text-Related Anxiety Syndrome. Also commonly referred to TRAD (Text Related Anxiety Disorder). This occurs when people of a lower intelligence level than your own incessantly contact you via text or instant messaging.
You may also experience TRAS in combination with OCD (Obcessive Calling Disorder). This occurs when those of lesser intelligence repeatedly call you within a short time frame. apparently because they have no life, they assume you shouldnt either. Symptoms may include: nonstop beeping of your cell-phone or computer when messages appear from the same person repeatedly over a time span of 3 minutes. Symptoms may also include, but are not limited to: sweating, increased pulse, forehead vein palpitations, ripping out of the hair, unusally obscene language being spit at inanimate objects. Please contact professional help (Doctor, Hitman, etc) immediately if you experience any of the following: thoughts of harming yourself, fantasies of harming those contributing to your anxiety disorder, breaking said inaminate objects, restless sleeping due to anxiety. While there is no known cure for this disorder, as the problem really exists in those who have OCTD (Obcessive Compulsive Texting Disorder), studies are, however, being conducted to find a cure for OCTD, and OCD EXAMPLES:
When SWF calls me 3 times within 1 hour, and texts in between calls. This is an example of one possessing OCTD and OCD, causing TRAS to develop in the recipient. When girl who liked Mr J. text "what are you doing" 5 seconds after he left their place of employment. Again, girl causes J. Ex. to experience TRAS from her OCTD. |
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| 4. | CDD | ||
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CDD is the acronymn Compulsive Dickaround Disorder Pete has been completely inept at work these days. He is rarely in the office and when he is in he only surfs and texts. But most days he is playing beer pong or watching tv. The docor said he is suffering from a severe case of CDD "compulsive dickaround disorder" and that it can not be cured.
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| 5. | Stock Stalker | ||
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One who obsessively checks the price of recent stock purchases, to the point of losing contact with friends and family. Dude 1: Sorry I haven't responded to your texts. Due to gas price volatility, I just put $14k into battery stocks.
Dude 2: No problem. I was a psychology major and I recognize Stock Stalker behavior. You might want to seek professional help. |
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