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Then a miracle occurs 

The standard method for having an unreasonable deadline met just in time. Usually quoted when the time given, staffing levels or design constraints will not be met in any other way.
Sam: "This project will take three months from beginning to end, design, develop and test."

Boss: "It's due in three weeks."

Sam: "Well, we take one week to train sixteen new people, one week to do all of the design work, and four days to write the code. Then a miracle occurs, and we ship just before the deadline."
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Poo occurs 

Oh well, poo occurs.
Poo occurs by philou April 26, 2012

feces occurs 

My portfolio lost 22 percent of its value in the recent market correction. Oh, well: Feces occurs.
feces occurs by chadsuperhero December 16, 2013

Normally occurs at the tail-end of an upset-stomach deuce. When you fire off a bunch of quick-hitting farts, in a firecracker pattern, with no substance or stink with the sound being amplified by the toilet bowl. 

Normally occurs at the tail-end of an upset-stomach deuce. When you fire off a bunch of quick-hitting farts, in a firecracker pattern, with no substance or stink with the sound being amplified by the toilet bowl. which is a good messgae

{"error":"An error occurred."}

idk man my cousin searched up a random keyboard smash of symbols such as "~@@#$%^&*()_}"":{?"{@#*%#%%%pp;./;[" (he smashed this bit to (that's what she said)) and an error occurred that said {"error":"An error occurred."} so this is just for if it happens to someone else then they search {"error":"An error occurred."} cause they are bored like we are lmao

ur mum
Cousin: Im bored
Me: me to
Cousin: paSS MEE THE KEYBORED
Me: umm okay dude

Cousin: *searches ~@#$%^!@#$%^&*@#$%^&*#$%^& on urban dictionary*
urban dictionary: {"error":"An error occurred."}
us: awwe man it says: {"error":"An error occurred."}
me: lets search it up on urban dictionary
urban dictionary: there is no results

AND NOW WE ARE HEREEEE

Oh, What's Occurin? 

A phrase used to ask "what's up?", "what's going on?", "What're you up to?" or "What you doing?".

Derived from the character Nessa on hit TV series "Gavin and Stacey". Made famous by radio DJ Scott Mills (unkown-present) with the "Oh What's Occurin? Game".
Scott (to chappers): "Oh, what's occurin?"
Chappers: "Just reading some sport."

{"error":"An error occurred."}

This is what happens when you're bored and you try to put in a weird character on the urban dictionary search bar sometimes. You'll get a black screen with tiny white text that says that at the top left
{"error":"An error occurred."}
Me: Why...?
*Tries Again*
{"error":"An error occurred."}
Me: Whatever.