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1.
a police officer(also an ill-advised term of adress, from a drunken sluring of the word officer)
Police man: Ok I am going to have to do a brethalyzer test

Drunk: I'm not drunk occifer, I've only had ti martwonis.
by Light Joker November 11, 2004
 
2.
A sarcastic term for police officer, usually said by a drunk trying to be smart or funny.
Did you see the way Occifer Mike was pushing the guest off thw stage on the Steve Wilkos Show? It makes you wonder why people bother to go on the show.
by jokingkong August 30, 2010
 
3.
Someone who will take your three-fitty, even though it's all you're worth.
"All I'm worth is three-fitty! You wanna take that, too, Occifer?"

"Yes."
by Occifer April 21, 2008