Slang for your cock. inspired by the Greek legend of Cyclops. a huge and powerful barbarian with one eye.
Becauae Tall Tommy, when you get big and hard and he stands up tall and proud, shares one obvious trait with his fellow barbarian - his enormously gigantic size - it's pretty obvious why he's called a giant. The reason for the other part of his nickmane requires some imagination: when he's big, the place in his head where your love juice shoots out when you come looks kind of like an eye.
If that takes some imagination, it's a lot more obvious why your big hard cock, when he stands up tall and proud and ready for action when you have a hard-on, double his size of only six or so inches when he hangs down between your legs before he's aroused, looks like a giant.
She moaned as I thrust my big one-eyed giant inside her.more...
"OHHHH!!!!!!" she said. "That feels so good, I can hardly stand it! He's so HUGE, I can't help screaming, he makes me feel so good!"
I would have replied, ensuring her that I enjoyed the sounds of her screams, but as it happened, at that very moment, I ejaculated, and as I came, it wasn't words that came out of my mouth, but a gigantic roar, like the roar of a lion, the vocal equivalent of the gigantic explosion that was shooting out of my cock at the same time. I drove my cock all the way inside her, as deep as he would go, and she screamed at the top of her lungs.
"Oh YEAH!" I shouted. "I FUCKED you!"
"I'll say," she said. "How many times is that you've fucked me now this afternoon - it doesn't seem possible, but is that SIX?"
"Seven, actually," I replied, sounding as nonchalant as I could, "but who's counting?" I added, "This wiill be eight," and matched my actions to my words. I was still hard
To pumpfake can mean a # of different things and the word can be used in many different ways. In a short, Pumpfake is a form of procrastination yet a bit more Advanced if you will. It can be done Profesionally and at times may also appear obsoleet, only to bend the obvious diagonally opposite itself and leave so much confusion that the original Pumpfaked person(s)completely loses all importance of the Main Subject.---------The Pumpfaker is a rare breed. It takes Extreme Talent to be a successful Pumpfaker.
You're tryin to get up with a friend so he can look out for you. Meeting place Burger King. He tells you to be there on time. As you were, precisely. You wait and wait.
7 minutes pass and you say to your self 2 more minutes.You leave the Burger King 12 minutes later. You pick up your cell phone and call your friend. No Answer. He's Pumpfaking!
a minute later your phone rings. You Answer and he says Dude!!! 'I am so Fackin]! Sorry! I! I! AAHTTTT!!!CLICK
Pumpfaking is not exceptable, will not be tolerated.
Beat Cakes!! don't Pumpfakes!!
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YOYO - "You're own your own." Often used when people ask Mom a particularly stupid question regarding her duties as cook, janitor, maid, chauffeur, legal adviser, boundary maintainer, dispute negotiator, personal no-deposit ATM, etc.
The answer to the question, "What's for dinner?"
YOYO - You're on your own!
Something asked or said to which has an obvious answer or already known fact. Such as No Duh!
Someone goes to a scene of a car accident and sees a mangled body on the ground and asks if he/she is dead would be an asphoric question.
|40.||is the pope a nazi?|
variant of the phrase "is the pope catholic?"; a response to a question for which the answer is obvious.
Maria: "Do you have to work tomorrow?"
Jesus: "Is the pope a nazi?"
Dump The Crazy Mother Fucker Already
If you hear "Drug's made me do it", then DTCMFA is the answer to "Am I willing to put up with this manipulating woman?"
|42.||pope shit in the woods|
A phrase used in response to a question, where the answer is an obvious no.
question "Do you think that Alberto Gonzales was telling the truth about Federal wire tapping to Congress?
answer "Does the pope shit in the woods?"