obestiality

A pun combining the words obese, and bestiality. This word can be used to piss off fat people.

No fatties. I am not into obestiality.

obestiality by Frogs_and_Peas January 9, 2008

Obstesticle 

When a certain male is cock-blocking, he then becomes an obstesticle. An obstacle with testicles.

Matt knocked on the window when I was making out with Jenni, what an obstesticle.

Lisa's older brother Shane has beaten up two of her last three boyfriends, he's the biggest obstecticle that I've come across.

Obstesticle by unynboy June 23, 2011

obestard 

1. noun - An ignorant, mean, or rude overweight person; a fat bastard
2. noun - A mentally disabled or retarded overweight person

"Mark is being a total obestard! Who does he think he is? Maybe he is just rude and angry because he's disgustingly fat."

obestard by Dr1vE January 5, 2009

oatest 

Most like an oat

That cookie is the oatest

oatest by Samtacular January 27, 2021

obestiality

The act of having sex with or wanting to have sex with fat people or a fat person.

Jeff:
Has Mike ever been with a skinny chick?

Dave:
Nah, he practices obestiality.

obestiality by Bassnium.exe March 1, 2011

Mostest-Ostest 

The largest real number imaginable. It is equivalent to infinity -1.

Generally used in disputes to quantify how much one likes/dislikes something.

(Guy) This burger is awesome. I love burgers.

(Girl) I love them more than you, I love burgers the most.

(Guy) I love burgers the Mostest-Ostest.

(Girl) Your mathematical superiority has left me with no viable response. I bow down to your supreme love of burgers.

Mostest-Ostest by Professor Smith November 25, 2006

obgestion 

too much congestion.

We all cannot accommodate ourselves in the room due to obgestion.

obgestion by uttam maharjan January 17, 2012