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One who observes closely "stalk" an attractive woman with the intention of rubbing one out in her honor. IE: Punching the Clown, riding the great white knuckler
Victim A reported that Candy Dan followd through with his threat to obsturbate, forcing the officer to fill out the restraining order. Candy Dan was already eyeballing his next obsturbating victim.....
by Candy Dan May 18, 2011

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