obstruse 

A combination of obtuse and abstruse. Obtuse means annoyingly insensitive or slow to understand. Abstruse means difficult to understand or obscure. Obstruse means to be annoyingly insensitive AND difficult to understand.

Man, I don't know what that guy just said but it sounded pretty obstruse. I'm gonna go smack him around a little, and then make him tell me what the hell he meant by that shit! And if I don't like it, I'll smack him around some more!

obstruse by flux blocker January 14, 2019

obstructive 

Someone who will deliberately try to be unhelpful for self satisfaction.

He was obstructive in his description of where he was, so he watched the delivery driver go round three times before he found him.

obstructive by goonermum November 9, 2015

obtusive relationship 

Neither party really cares about the other, but they stay together because it's easier than breaking up.

I'm in an obtusive relationship because she just won't breakup with me.

obtusive relationship by ohmygodimasian April 17, 2014

Observsive

to be currently be observing

How observsive of you

Observsive by Brandon Schaafsma November 16, 2004

obtusively 

Obviously

Ironically obtusively manure is plant's prerequisite nurture as awaiting

fate may be elation or mere torture.

obtusively by Hercolena Oliver June 17, 2010

Obstructive Sleep Apnea 

Obstructive sleep apnea is a intermittent airflow blockage during sleep.It sometimes can occur after you listen to Lavender Town Syndrome. Obstructive sleep apnea is seen in all age groups, but the frequency increases with age and obesity.
Symptoms include snoring and daytime sleepiness.
Weight loss, sleeping on one's side, and decreasing alcohol consumption can help. The delivery of pressure via a face or nasal mask CPAP is often prescribed. Other common treatments include an oral device and surgery.

I had Obstructive Sleep Apnea after listening to Lavender Town Syndrome yesterday

Obstructive Sleep Apnea by Peanut617 AJ Animates June 3, 2018

Obstructive comedy apnea 

A cessation of breathing for at least 10 seconds due to the hilarity of a joke, character or situation.

When I saw Christa try to stand up on the surf board, I had obstructive comedy apnea.

Obstructive comedy apnea by Strangelyatthehelms September 2, 2021