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Derived from the word Spliff and hindrance, meaning to be obstructed or delayed from completing a task whilst smoking a spliff. often used whilst playing a video game. My C.O.D skills are so sick I can beat you with Splinderance
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| 2. | blackaded | ||
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To be obstructed from movement at normal speed by the presence of slow-moving African Americans intent on monopolizing the entire sidewalk, escalator, hallway, etc... I would have been here sooner, but I got blackaded.
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| 3. | encryptment thesis | ||
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The theory popularized by time-travel researcher Nicholas Meyler, that information from the Future, frequently about disasters, is often embedded or encrypted subtly (see "steganography") into artworks like music, or literature, as possible warnings, to avert damage. The FBI could have used the encryptment thesis to deduce the September 11 attacks before they happened, but, instead, obstructed justice.
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| 4. | equine humanoid | ||
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A half-horse, half-human creature. Equine humanoids smell extremely bad, and their asses are quite ripe bent over. They are an endangered species these days. Only 10 equine humanoids exist worldwide. In the United States, there is Horseshit Breath (Louie); and Louie's nemesis Mack, who recently moved to the US from London. An equine humanoid took a deuce and obstructed traffic on the thruway.
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| 5. | chi | ||
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Energy that flows in every living and in nature. The science of Chi control using place arrangement depending on owner/user's horoscope is feng shui.
In Chinese tradition, good flowing of Chi makes you healthly. When you sick, some path flows of Chi may be obstructed which can be cured (so Chi can again flow normally) using acupuncture. However, too much flow of Chi is not good like Hurricane that can root up houses. Hey, your house is too close to that intersection. Chi flows too much to you house and it would brings trouble. Change your house's feng shui by planting trees or change the entrance to you house will help.
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| 6. | Grey Belt | ||
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When a person, male or female, engages in sexual intercourse or love making, with that of an older person. The older person would have to have Cougar/MILF/Old Dude status in order for the Grey Belt to be valid. The degree (I,II,III) of Grey Belt is determined by a panel of peers upon visual recognition of the older partner. A 1st degree Grey belt would consist of light Greying of the hair, usually covered with hair dye by Cougars. A 3rd degree would correspond to a full head of Grey Hair, and cannot be obstructed by dye i.e. the women cannot have dyed hair. Once all degrees are obtained, and are confirmed by a panel of peers, the individual will be recognized as a master and be granted the Titanium Belt and be known as Hey-zeus. Melinda had premious sex with a man 10 years older than her. This man had half a head of Grey hair, and to her surprise she was granted the II-degree Grey belt by her peers.
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| 7. | trafficated | ||
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The roads were all trafficated and stuff; I didn't make it on time.
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