| 57. | clock blocked | ||
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When you can't see the time on the bedside clock because objects are blocking it from view. Move your tissue boxes somewhere else - I keep getting clock blocked!
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| 58. | pussy parry | ||
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Female equivalnet to cock block. To obstruct a female from having sex iwth someone. I was all set to score with that cute blonde but Porche put the pussy parry on me.
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| 59. | Digital Bacon | ||
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The squiggly lines that obstruct the picture when you try to watch cable porn without buying it. Channel 98 would be the greatest if that digital bacon wasn't covering up her nipples.
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| 60. | probiotic | ||
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a substance that stimulates the growth of beneficial bacteria in the alimentary and gastrointestinal tracts and that thus benefits the host as well. Probiotics would obstruct the growth of harmful bacteria.
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| 61. | Mitch McConnell | ||
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Senator Mitch McConnell (R-KY) McConnell is the leader of the party of NO! in the senate. He is a typical southern G.O.P. senator who opposes anything that he perceives as "progressive" and strongly opposes anything democrats bring up for a vote. He is popular among Obama Haters for his strong opposition to President Obama's healthcare reform plans. Mitch McConnell said in an interview he would do whatever
he could to defeat Obama's healthcare reform. He works with his House counterpart John Boehner to obstruct Obama's plans to solve America's problems. |
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| 62. | OFV | ||
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OFV (Obnoxious Fucking Vehicle) is an oversized car, truck, SUV, Jeep, or any vehicle that is pointlessly large and is serving no purpose by being driven at that specific moment. Popular with rednecks and fat people, they obstruct the view of traffic and can cause wrecks. Only the most attention-craving form of human feels the need to have such a gigantic vehicle to carry themselves around in, simply so that they can be seen and have a presence, even if that presence is hated by every single motorist around him. God dammit, that fat fuck in that OFV almost caused me a wreck because I couldn't see around that big piece of shit!
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| 63. | laser breath | ||
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when someone's breath is so bad it can cut through any object or distance attempting to obstruct it. Frank came into my office to talk to me this morning and he had such bad laser breath I wanted to puke. I held my hand over my nose but I could still smell it.
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