Obssesive Blick Disorder 

A mental disorder where one wants to act hood and play with guns when they grew up in a nice and peaceful surburban area with their mom and dad. (OBD)

Basketball players Ja Morant and Mikey Williams have Obssesive Blick Disorder.

Obssesive Blick Disorder by JucoLegend.org June 16, 2023

obssesive masturbation

npminard's only habit

Obsessive Masturbation is a sport

obssesive masturbation by screech March 4, 2005

ODLD (Obssesive Dream Loving Disorder) 

Not be confused with OCD, ODD which are real diagnosis rather than something some kid just made-up
ODLD stands for Obssesive Dream Loving Disorder, it refers to a disorder of obssively loving Dream (the minecraft YouTuber)
———Symptoms———
• Dream connected gender or/and orientation (notably: "dreamgender")
• Calling someone who doesn't like dream by (pseudo)slurs
• Prefering dream/drem pragmatic treatment (pronouns)
• Being a dream fanboy on twitter

The world's TikTok big pharma health association stated that "considering modern scientific research on the fields of psychology of ODLD, point to the induction that ODLD affects 1 in 150 people, it is considered about as common as the previous diagnosis of Empathetic Cutie Overload Common Disorder and Dance Cow Friend Condition"

"Lol that motherfucker has ODLD (Obssesive Dream Loving Disorder)!!" ~Uninteligent 23
"Better than Transgender Fucking Disease" ~Some fuck-fuck

ODLD (Obssesive Dream Loving Disorder) by Astronomicsmallchungustheorem July 30, 2022

alt.nerd.obsessive 

(spoken alternative: "alt dot nerd dot obsessive")

Origins: Said by Comic Book Guy on the Simpsons in the second episode of the seventh season, "Radioactive Man". Bart asked CBG who would star in the new Radioactive Man movie, and CBG went to a website called "alt.nerd.obsessive" to retrieve the information.

1. (n.) Fictional website on the Simpsons.

2. (adj.) Extreme nerdiness on specific topic.

3. (adj.) Desire to get detailed information on nerdy topic.

- Example One:

Bart: "Who's gonna play Radioactive Man?"

Comic Book Guy: "I will tell you in exactly seven minutes." (Sits at computer.) "Okay, here we are, alt.nerd.obsessive. Need know star RM pic."

- Example Two:

Bob: "Steve, I just made 50 new Simpsons memes!"

Steve: "Someone's a little alt dot nerd dot obsessive."

alt.nerd.obsessive by freakpowerticket February 23, 2010

Obsessive Compulsive Reloading Disorder 

Common to many gamers, OCRD is the obsessive compulsive reloading of weapons in FPSs in order to maintain a full clip at any given time.

Generally this presents as reloading before and after every encounter in a game even if only 1 or 2 shots were fired and the clip has 60 rounds. A gamer with the disorder will experience the distracting need to reload if they know their clip isn't full, similar to an itch or a nervous tic of other OCDs.

In its worse presentations, OCRD will leave a player absent-mindedly reloading before the action has finished, perhaps after killing one or a few enemies while more are still shooting at the player. This leaves the player useless and vulnerable for upwards of 5 to 10 seconds.

Gamer's friend: "Why are you so shit now? You used to be awesome at CoD."

Gamer: "Ah man. I have OCRD (Obsessive Compulsive Reloading Disorder) bad! I keep having to reload needlessly in the middle of action and getting raped because of it. It's ruining everything and I just can't stop myself."

Gamer's friend: "Oh yea man, we've all had that. Sucks to be you, I guess."

Obsessive Compulsive Reloading Disorder by Gdwlf December 14, 2010

Hamilton Obsessiveness Disorder

(aka H.O.D.) A disorder that is related to the famous broadway musical, "Hamilton". People suffering through this disorder tend to both consciously and unconsciously sing certain songs or excerpts from songs from this musical. Some symptoms include continuing sentences or answering questions in the same way as some Hamilton songs go, singing Hamilton non-stop, and nonstop talking about this broadway show. If you experience these symptoms, it is recommended that you see a doctor ASAP.

I feel so sorry for her, she has the Hamilton Obsessiveness Disorder.

Hamilton Obsessiveness Disorder by Juanbaej July 17, 2016

Obsessive Compulsive Narrator 

A person who sits at the movies or in home watching a movie, and feels the need to describe every thing happening in the movie, as if they are sitting there Narrating for a blind person.

O.C.N.:
"They just entered the house, they're walking down the hallway, no sign of the bad guy yet. OMG, the bad guy just jumped out of the closet!"

Anoyed person:
"Would you stop being such an Obsessive Compulsive Narrator?! We have eyes of our own, we can see for our selves!"

Obsessive Compulsive Narrator by Redwings Addict February 5, 2010