Obstesticle 

When a certain male is cock-blocking, he then becomes an obstesticle. An obstacle with testicles.

Matt knocked on the window when I was making out with Jenni, what an obstesticle.

Lisa's older brother Shane has beaten up two of her last three boyfriends, he's the biggest obstecticle that I've come across.

Obstesticle by unynboy June 23, 2011

Obsesties

The state of wishing you were best friends ("besties") with a celebrity who will most likely never notice you. Those who become "obsesties" with someone famous (e.g. an actor/actress, singer, YouTuber, musician, comedian, etc.) will likely tweet regularly at said famous person in hopes of getting retweeted. They also probably write articles about them and/or Fan Fiction. One evolves from "obsesties" to "besties" once noticed by their famous person of interest in any way, shape, or form.

"I know I can't be besties with Jennifer Lawrence so I'll just have to settle for being obsesties."
"Ke$ha is my obsestie"
"I was obsesties with Jenna Marbles, but she retweeted me so we're TOTALLY besties now."

Obsesties by @brittneyplz August 19, 2013

Energetic Moose Obsticles

A person who cuts themselves who you catapult into the woods to hope they get stepped on by a moose on CRACK COCAINE who FUKS UR COUCH.

Stands for emo.

Khiel: I hate life cuz i plai wow/gw. (//_;)
Finneh: OMFGTFO? *Catapults into woods*
Khiel: wtf. ;.;
Moose: LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!

Finneh: *fapfapfap* LOL ENERGETIC MOOSE OBSTICLES!

Energetic Moose Obsticles by Finneh October 27, 2007

obsessticles

extremely obsessed, infatuated, or intrigued;

used in place of the word "obsessed";

should be used if one is overly excited about something to the point that "obsessed" doesn't describe how they feel

Jenni: Did you see that new episode of How I Met Your Mother?

Olivia: Yeah. I'm obsessticles with NPH!

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Jenni: Have you ever tried dinosaur oatmeal?

Olivia: Obviously! I'm obsessticles with it! It reminds me of my childhood.

obsessticles by oliveantoinette November 3, 2011

obsessticle

Someone obsessed with another person to the point of stalkerish behavior. They are very much a douche that keeps hanging on. Kinda like balls.

Creepy Brian, married with 2 kids, wouldn't stop stalking Wilma.
Eww... He's an obsessticle.

obsessticle by Anton Veronika Cloncurry May 4, 2011