| 1. | RJA Fans | ||
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These are fans of The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, a band from Jacksonville Florida that recently got signed to Virgin Records. The band members include Ronnie (vocals), Duke (guitar, piano, & back up vocals), Elias (guitar and back up vocals), Joey (bass guitar and back up vocals), and John (drums and back up voclas).The fans I am describing are the ones usually from Jacksonville and have seemed to all developed some kind of relationship with the band members due to the band's great people skills and outgoing rep.. RJA fans usually are proud to be a fan and have atleast 10 pictures with atleast 1 band member. These fans from Jax. tend to favor Elias or Joey because they are the most goofy out of all the band members. RJA fans based in JAx are usually the ones who will do anything to support the band from posting bulletins on myspace, to traveling to numerous out of town shows. These fans have seemed to create their own little world that revolves around The RJA.
"Like omg Elias You Kick ass!"
"Hey Ronnie, remember that time we did that thing at that place.. yea I was like totally there." "I totally have RJA tattooed on my..." "I'm so going to your show with The Starting Line in Orlando in March!!" "I love you!" - RJA FAns would say these |
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| 2. | hit by Lightning | ||
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Oblique reference to Kill Hannah song, Lightning Causes Madness. Used by extremely obsessed fans.
Used to say you're mad, as in crazy/mental, or mad as in pissed off. Kill Hannah Obsessive: I just got hit by Lightning
Non KH fan: Wtf? Kill Hannah Obsessive: I'm mad at you, you retarded fuck. Mental home receptionist: How can I help you? Kill Hannah Obsessive: I just got hit by Lightning, I need help. |
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| 3. | MCR fans | ||
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Former super Green Day fans moving on. Usually fat, ugly, or rejected preteen girls finding some type of connection with MCR. They claim MCR's music "saved their life". They become overly obsessed, wearing mostly only MCR merch, going to every show possible, and loading their myspace pages with MILLIONS of icons of Gerard Way and the rest of the band. They like to claim they would "do anything for those boys" xxIm_not_Okayxx:OH MY FUCKING GERARD!!! I'm going to the My Chemical Romance concert!! I'd cut off each limb with a rusty butter knife for those boys! I'm the biggest fan outta all the MCR fans!
Black_Parade_Wasn't_My_FIRSTalbum: ZOMGZ! I JUST JOINED THE xxMCR]myxx!! Gerard is so hot!! but he's getting married :*( xxIm_Not_Okayxx: OH MY FUCKING GERARD! IF YOU WERE A TRUE MCR FAN YOU'D BE HAPPY FOR HIM! *xxIm_Not_Okayxx later messages the My Chemical Romance myspace HOPING Gerard might read her message, respond to it, come visit her, and give her back stage passes to the nearest show* |
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| 4. | Justafan | ||
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An obsessed fan who will not admit they are obsessed with a certain celebrity, but knows it deep down inside. These Justafans know more about the said celebrity themselves do, and annoys the hell out of everyone around them by talking about them all day long. Justafan: Man I LOVE Tom Kaulitz from Tokio Hotel!! He is 21 years old, has over 350 caps, has a dog named Scotti and a cat named Kasimir, his twin brother's name is Bill who also plays in the band... *30 minutes later* ..and have you ever noticed his sexy scar on his right cheek??
Person: Goddammit I don't care!! You're seriously obsessed with that Tom person. Justafan: No, I'm not obsessed. I'm just a fan. Google "Tom Kaulitz facts" and click on the second page that appears. A very good example of justafan can be found there. |
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| 5. | Jabberjay | ||
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(a) A jabberjay is a genetic mutation from the series The Hunger Games by Suzanne Collins, used for the war during The Dark Days (the rebellion of the people against the government). After the war, they bred with mockingbirds to produce mockingjays. (b) A "Jabberjay" is also what die-hard and totally obsessed fans of aforementioned series call themselves. The jabberjays could memorize long passages of the District people's plans - but eventually, the District people started feeding the Jabberjays lies, making them utterly useless.
I got Mockingjay the first day it came out and red it in thirty minutes flat. I am such a total jabberjay. |
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| 6. | posee | ||
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A person who is obsessed with hunting down "posers" in an attempt to make themselves look cool and "real." Finding these people on the internet is unavoidable. Sometimes they will actually give up liking something just to not let other people mistake themselves for a poser! Of course, then they miss out. Cutting of the nose to spite the face, eh? (Yes, I AM Canadian.) Posee: I love <insert topic here> so much! But it's getting annoying that real fans like me HAVE to put up with those annoying posers who are always like "I love that too!" but they are not really fans like me. I smashed my <insert topic memorabilia here> and stopped being a fan because posers annoyed me so much.
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| 7. | obsessed | ||
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A good example of obsessed some of the people who posted under the definition of Hentai Seriously, just look at the stuff some of those good folks over there posted. I think that genre of porno has drawn in some of the most, well... "Devoted" of fans. Not that I mean to bash any viewers out there, but man, I've met some freaky Hentai fans in my high school days. fan: Hentai is perfect, hentai is beautiful, hentai is perfect, perfect, righteous, wonderful, great, exotic, it is-
Nerd:Sigh.... It's obsessed people like you that give us nerds an even worse rep than we already have. Stupid Baby-Rape porno... Fan: Yer just jealous because you can't do what they can in the beautiful cartoons! Nerd: If I wanted to turn into a living dildo, I'd make note of it. As for now, joining in anonymous group orgies is better than watching naked chained up toons in my opinion. speaking of which, I'm going to a friend's house. Don't get sperm all over my keyboard... Chao... |
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