obsesity

Roses are red.
Sugar is sweet.
It's not a disease--you're fat 'cause you eat.

My doctor asked if obsesity ran in my family, but I explained to him it was more of a hustled waddle if anything.

by Wud Geblume July 24, 2006

boob obsesed

You are obsessed with boobs

Dave:Man i am boob obsessed with you sister!!!
Rick:Dude!!!That's my sister so shut the fuck up!

by Whoever5 May 21, 2005

pre - cum obsesive

A guy that keeps asking u if uve cum even when uve only just started banging + totally ruins the moment so u av 2 fake it, badly.

X: Have you cum yet?
Y: Not yet.
(30 seconds later)
X: What about now
Y: Soon
(another 30 seconds)
X: Anything?
Y: (silence, but thinks)"Jeez that guys a pre - cum obsesive!"
(couple of seconds pass by)
Y: Pretends 2 cum
X: (shuts up + gives Y the chance 2 really cum)

by Person X October 1, 2005