Obsturbation

The process of getting an unseemly, unexpected, or surprisingly potent thrill out of witnessing something.

I caught myself obsturbating while watching a fat lady breastfeed.

For him, a car show was a great opportunity for obsturbation.

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osculation

Kissing. This noun comes from verb osculate 'to kiss', in turn based upon the diminuitive form of the Latin word for mouth, osculum.

Hey, I'm in the mood for some osculation!

osculation by Bilby December 27, 2006

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After you nut in the chick's mouth and she tricks you into kissing her. Resulting in you having to eat a load of your own semen.

OMG. Fam, you wouldn't believe it!? The chick yesterday tricked me into a Ronnee Osculation...

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To totally obscure with non-germane information in a verbose manner, with the intent to provide a non-answer, and provide total befuddlement.

Any politician worth his salt is an artist in obsfucation.

Government bureaucrats are masters of obsfucatory behavior.

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backgrouns; obscure

the plural form of obscure

the obscuritiness of the whole situation is amazing!

obscuritiness by marsh March 21, 2005

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The act of recieving blowjobs from Christian music festival attenders dressed as spiderman...

I was osculating like no other, yo, g-unit.

osculation by Nik April 25, 2004

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european= france
osculation= to kiss

"he was cute, but i dont think i liked him enough to european osculate him!"

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