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22. Schmobliterated
This is a hybrid word meaning the greatest extent to which a person can be intoxicated. It comes from the words "hammered" "obliterated" and "shwasted."
"Dude last night you were schmobliterated! I had to carry your ass back and you kept calling me 'waffles'"
23. obliviated
to completely destroy. Similar to obliterated.
"Man, I just witnessed Desert Fox OBLIVIATE that female!!!"

"I obliviated my liver by getting drunk last night."

"Watch as JFK's head gets oblivated by that sniper round in Dallas, TX"
24. Dark Side
The state of being so drunk that there is no way to go back. Being completely and absolutely obliterated, hammered ass drunk.
James hit the dark side around the 12th whiskey and coke, right before he threw his wallet at the dealer to buy back into the poker game.
25. swayzin
The act of getting obliterated by drugs or alcohol and/or persisting with the opposite sex. You may not have to get obliterated but you have to be using one of the two....or both
26. GHF
Getting Hammered Fast

The act of getting completely obliterated, in a quick paced manner. May or may not result in smoking, which could also be GHF, getting high fast.
Person 1(AC): What are you doing tonight?
Person 2(TJ): It's fucking saturday, GHF, duh.
27. oblitaplastered
oblitaplastered is a combination of "obliterated" and "plastered"...typically when referencing a level of intoxication.
Brandon - "Dude. I was oblitaplastered at that party last night!"
28. Russian Astronomy
step 1: you, and some friends go get completely obliterated by Russian Standard Vodka

step 2: take your freshly drank bottle of vodka and make sure there's one or two drops left in the bottle.

step 3: "accidentally" pour the remaining droplets of vodka into the unsuspecting individual's eyes.

Step 4: Tape bottle of vodka to person's face and have them look up in the sky

Russian Astronomy
Nikkita: So me and some friends got completely trashed last night

Drajil: so what, that's what we do that every night

Nikkita: yeah but we got our friend to do some Russian Astronomy,

Drajil: that must've burnt his eye like a stare from Stalin himself!
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