Objectophile 

A person who is sexually attracted to certain objects. Which objects they find appealing varies from person to person. The word objectophile comes from the word "objectophilia", which is the name of the fetish. Some have even been known to marry objects, such as the Berlin Wall or the ocean.

That girl who married the ocean is a real objectophile.

Objectophile: that tree is so sexy

Objectophile by CromBomb June 29, 2016

Conscientious objector 

The term for a person who refuses to participate in fighting a war due to religious/other beliefs.

An example of conscientious objectors are Quakers, or "Friends" as they are otherwise known, will not fight because of their philosophical beliefs.

Conscientious objector by Ceoliontach March 18, 2011

objectophiliac 

freaks who's sexually attracted
to buildings.

// How i Met Your mother S09E03

(1)- You can't just stand there talking to a building and petting it.
(1)- Wait, are you one of those freaks who's sexually attracted to buildings?
(2)- An objectophiliac?
(2)- No way.
(1)- Then why do you know what they're called?

objectophiliac by Zombie_Smasher October 1, 2013

Objectophilia 

Term used to describe falling in love with a gadget or any other inanimate object.

I love my iPhone/iPad and the world would end for me without it. Or I woke up slobbering on my iPad 2 and my iPhone 4 got jealous. Or I suffer from Objectophilia because I want to marry my iDevice.

Objectophilia by iSkip August 6, 2011

objet de wtf 

An exceptionally strange item, typically vintage or antique and often with no practical utility, valued primarily for its bizarreness.

Plural: objets de wtf.

From French "objet" (object) and slang "WTF" (what the fuck).

Ellen's most prized objet de wtf is a plaster bust of Mr. T.

objet de wtf by RainbowVintage January 4, 2012

objectophile 

Someone who is sexually attracted and an EDP445 at objects, which is most common in the Object Show Community.

My friend who watched BFDI is an objectophile

objectophile by SB018 May 25, 2023

objectosexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to inanimate objects, rather than live organisms such as other humans or -as sometimes occurs- animals or plants.

Woman: "I just saw a man humping a bench!"

Man: "Don't worry, he's just an objectosexual"

Woman: "Ooooh, okay then."

objectosexual by Sim-Dog April 8, 2009