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rectum injection objector 

Someone who disagrees to anal sex.
My father disaproves of gay marriage, because he is a rectum injection objector.

Counter-Objector 

Someone who objects to a Situation or Ideal while applying Logic, Facts, and Evidence to back up their Objections
The "Counter" part usually comes in when the person the Objector is arguing with is usually someone who Objects the same thing, but for a different reason... Usually lacking in reason entirely and just objecting because it's "cool to be different"
Joe is a Counter-Objector because he agrees with Frank that this Political Situation is bad. However, Joe disagrees with Frank on WHY it is bad.

conscientious objector 

An asexual person, of any gender.
Doctor: Are you sexually active?
Patient: No, I’m not.
Doctor: Strike of bad luck; or are you one of those ‘conscientious objectors?’
conscientious objector by anonymous September 15, 2020

Objectophile 

A person who is sexually attracted to certain objects. Which objects they find appealing varies from person to person. The word objectophile comes from the word "objectophilia", which is the name of the fetish. Some have even been known to marry objects, such as the Berlin Wall or the ocean.
That girl who married the ocean is a real objectophile.

Objectophile: that tree is so sexy
Objectophile by CromBomb June 29, 2016

objectophiliac 

freaks who's sexually attracted
to buildings.

// How i Met Your mother S09E03
(1)- You can't just stand there talking to a building and petting it.
(1)- Wait, are you one of those freaks who's sexually attracted to buildings?
(2)- An objectophiliac?
(2)- No way.
(1)- Then why do you know what they're called?
objectophiliac by Zombie_Smasher October 1, 2013

Objectophilia 

Term used to describe falling in love with a gadget or any other inanimate object.
I love my iPhone/iPad and the world would end for me without it. Or I woke up slobbering on my iPad 2 and my iPhone 4 got jealous. Or I suffer from Objectophilia because I want to marry my iDevice.
Objectophilia by iSkip August 6, 2011