Object Show 

A web series starring anthromorphic objects, usually competing for something.

Noteable examples are Battle For Dream Island and Inanimate Insanity.

Oh look, an object show.

Object Show by Corey the best Definer May 25, 2018

Object Show 

An American invention of a internet content (usually web series) featuring anthropomorphic objects, usually competing for something. There's also non-competition object shows.

Notable examples are Battle for Dream Island by Cary and Michael Huang, and Inanimate Insanity by Adam Katz.

"Object Shows are what represent us of all object beings." - Lightbulb from Inanimate Insanity

Object Show by Ryan900USAYT March 28, 2022

Sex Object 

According to Jonah Marais himself he is quite the sex object. An object that says "I love you baby girl" and seductively bites his lip.

You "Oh my god you know that sex object?"

Me: "Jonah!? Duh! What kind of question was that?"

Sex Object by soybeanmilk August 26, 2017

Large Object Theory 

If you are carrying a large enough object in your hands, observers will simply think you are going where you are supposed to be going, and doing what you are supposed to be doing. Useful in mischievous endeavors.

Large Object Theory occurs if you walk by a staff meeting carrying three large crates, people will assume that those crates need to be somewhere, and you have been assigned to the task. They won't stop you to insist you attend the meeting.

Large Object Theory by Phlipper December 15, 2008

Putrid sex object

THE most disgusting video on the net ever. Hands down. This makes 2 girls 1 cup look like Sesame Street. It will give any non twisted/sick/pedophile seriously sick. The video consists of a male cross dresser (possible sex change) walking around in a dark house for 2 minutes until the most disgusting shit you have ever seen pops up. He comes into one room with a severed, possibly rotten cow head on the floor. He proceeds to make out with the bloody carcass, then decorate himself (?) with the creature's neck muscles. To make things even worse, he starts masturbating with the rotten meat surrounding him, and sticks his dick into the cow's eye hole. The video ends there (thankfully). If you have any interest in keeping your sexuality, then do NOT watch this video. It managed to freak me out in the four minutes that it played. Imagine what it would do to you. For your own safety don't watch it, please, just don't.

My friend Jerry ended up permanently scarred from watching the video "Putrid sex object." He ended up going insane and killing himself.

Putrid sex object by 6pathsofpein December 21, 2008

object-oriented masturbation 

the stimulation or manipulation of one’s own ego by way of using object-oriented code in places where it has no advantage instead resulting in unnecessary complication and bloat.

Objective: Sum two numbers and print the result in the format “The answer is: X” where X is the sum of the two numbers:

Object-oriented masturbation solution:

function MathLib(){

this.answer = null;
}

MathLib.prototype.sum = function (x,y){

this.answer = x + y;
}

MathLib.prototype.getAnswer = function(){

return this.answer;
}

function Printer(){

this.preText = ”;
}

Printer.prototype.setPreText = function(str){

this.preText = str;
}

Printer.prototype.out = function (str){

document.write(this.preText + str);
}

// To run
var math = new MathLib();
var print = new Printer();
math.sum(1,1);
print.setPreText(‘The answer is: ‘);
print.out(math.answer);

object-oriented masturbation by a304681 March 7, 2010

Pink Phallic Object 

Pink dildo from dank memer

Wow I randomly got a pink phallic object in my inventory

Pink Phallic Object by NotCinamon December 25, 2019