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Eschew Obfuscation, Espouse Elucidation 

An ironic statement that means avoid ambiguity and adopt clarity. It's ironic because it is hypocritical.
Instead of saying eschew obfuscation, espouse elucidation, Mary just told us to avoid confusion and be clear.

obfusologist

a person who inserts a word into a sentence which is completely irrelevant to the word he or she wants to use in the sentence.
dude my boss kept sadamizing me to get those reports in.
you dont know what that means do you?
you know like, putting the pressure on.
dude you are such an obfusologist.

obfustocracy 

The state of governance that arises when bureaucracy and obfuscation become the acceptable, operational norm.
Our current government, with the media's collusion, has created such an obfustocracy that neither the Oracle at Delphi, nor Nostradamus himself could discern what they really mean.
obfustocracy by Qubit August 27, 2012

obfuscate 

Verb used to describe the intentional act of making something virtually incomprehensible due to unnecessary complication.
Plausible deniability was attained when they obfuscated the truth by wrapping it within an enigma of lies.
obfuscate by Raindanz May 15, 2007

obfuscram 

Verb: To obfuscate your own personal information immediately prior to leaving a social web site.
I quit Facebook when I signed up for Google+, but since Facebook won't actually delete my account, I obfuscrammed it by deleting all my friends, then I "liked" a bunch of religious pages, disconnected my mobile link, removed all my pictures, personal information and notes and things, posted a bunch of nude pictures of Kasia, changed my profile name to Kasia, then posted my password everywhere I could think of.

They deleted my account for me.
obfuscram by crantheredditor July 3, 2011

Obfuscommunication 

A calculated means of communication which relies entirely on actually saying nothing whilst appearing to engage in debate or conversation.

The aim of which is to hide the true meaning or details of what is being said or to avoid actually answering a question completely. This is often achieved via the means of answering a completely different question or by denying the validity of a fact, despite evidence to the contrary.
JEREMY PAXMAN:
Did you threaten Derek Lewis?

MICHAEL HOWARD:
I was not entitled to instruct Derek Lewis and I did not instruct him. And –

JEREMY PAXMAN:
Did you threaten to overrule him?

MICHAEL HOWARD:
- the truth of the matter is that Mr. Marriott was not suspended. I did not -

JEREMY PAXMAN:
Did you threaten to overrule him?

MICHAEL HOWARD:
I did not overrule Derek Lewis.

JEREMY PAXMAN:
Did you threaten to overrule him?

MICHAEL HOWARD:
I took advice.

JEREMY PAXMAN:
You're a master of obfuscommunication, Mr Howard.
Obfuscommunication by Pons Alias February 4, 2013