Obersexual

When one finds themselves "turned" or other wise confusingly (or whole heartedly) attracted to the 'Red Viper' Oberyn Nymerios Martell from the hit series 'A Song of Ice and Fire' and hit TV show 'Game of Thrones'.

This particular sexuality is widely accepted to include the entirety of the population.

Son: "Mom... Dad... I'm Obersexual."

Father: "Me too, son. I'm proud of you."

Obersexual by WeeArkansas June 14, 2014

selfie-obsessed 

A person who is so self-obsessed that they post copious amounts of selfies on their social media with no purpose other than to say "look at me!" They do this in hopes of getting 'likes' and comments telling them they're good looking as that's their way of validating their looks and sense of self(ie)-worth. This narcissism is actually a common practice of someone with low self esteem that tries to overcompensate for their insecurities by posting filtered pictures of themselves hoping to get compliments to feed their ego...as if we don't know that for every one selfie posted there are 10 others deleted.

"I had to un-follow Cassie on instagram because she posts a selfie every five minutes like "look at me on my way to the gym," "now here I am getting my hair done," like I care!"

"If you think that's bad look at Kim Kardashian's - now she is selfie-obsessed, on instagram and real life!"

selfie-obsessed by The Cason-Point April 14, 2014

obesecheese

That accumulation of smelly nasty funk found under the fat rolls of an overweight person.

If you smell something fucking gross while being next to a really fat person its probably their obesecheese.

obesecheese by jpg3 July 24, 2011

obese wallet 

Referring to a wallet filled with tons of cash. West coast rapper Sayef Aranki aka Analyst founded the term. He's said to have first used the term in one of his tracks entitled "Victory Freestyle."

Victory Freestyle: "I stay starvin' thats the way I keep my wallet obese"

Term used in sentence: "Yea I'm slim, but I got an obese wallet"

obese wallet by Marc Soto January 9, 2008

obesitron 

Someone so fat, it's like they're a superhero whose super power is to be ridiculously fat.

Don't look now, but there's an obesitron behind you.

obesitron by Madfwef March 22, 2011

obese nigger 

A fat obese nigger named Jason or known as mr Riley lover

A fat obese nigger named Jason or known as mr Riley lover

obese nigger by Obese nigger May 26, 2018

Major League Obeseball

The so-called "professional sport" - but really just a lucrative hobby - that does not require any sort of physical fitness. Many who play are known to cheat by juicing, which leads to the ridiculous paradox of overly muscular guys covered by a layer of blubber. Often these players' heads are disproportionately big, rendering bobbleheads rather lifelike. Some defend the hobby by pointing out its cerebral strategic aspects and comparing it to chess, ignoring of course that unlike obeseball, chess players are often in decent shape and don't require other people to decide their every move.

Man I'm counting down the days to the end of Major League Obeseball so SportsCenter can concentrate on real sports.

Major League Obeseball by SHLA October 8, 2013