obesitron 

Someone so fat, it's like they're a superhero whose super power is to be ridiculously fat.

Don't look now, but there's an obesitron behind you.

obesitron by Madfwef March 22, 2011

oboist 

A person who plays the oboe. Must have a lot of patience and a lot of skill. May play in the pit or color guard during marching band season. Sits directly in front of the conductor in concert band. Can always be heard in an orchestra. May sometimes have trouble remembering that reed knives can NOT be used to injure or kill other instrumentalists. Is usually very sarcastic and usually has a short temper. Get to know one and you'll have a friend for life.

"The oboist has really imroved over the summer; she doesn't sound like a dying duck anymore!"

oboist by ~*Alyssa Marie*~ November 18, 2006

obestiality

A pun combining the words obese, and bestiality. This word can be used to piss off fat people.

No fatties. I am not into obestiality.

obestiality by Frogs_and_Peas January 9, 2008

oboist 

A person that plays the oboe really well and loves it. They are the most friendly people you will ever meet, but some are more friendly than others. They are socialites and are the life of parties, but can still settle down and appreciate the beauty of life, nature, and music. Some can be the most amazing people you will ever meet.

Evan: HI!!! I'm Evan!!!! I'm and oboist!!! What's your name??
Me: I'm K-
Evan: That's great! Nice to meet you! Do you like running? I LOVE to run!!! That and video games!! So, when I was four, my mom was telling me how...

but still...

Me: It's SO beautiful out here!!!
Evan: I know. It's amazing!
Me: wow
Evan: (quietly sitting, enjoying the view)

oboist by TiggerIsHappy August 24, 2011

obeast mode 

the evolution of feast mode. feast mode is like beast mode but performed only on foods. obeast mode is feast moding until the point of no return

c2 first beast mode feast mode and turned it into obeast mode

obeast mode by c2iv October 31, 2011

oboeist 

A person (usually insane) who plays the oboe. Oboeists are usually very stressed. They are nice enough, but will fight anyone to the death of they call an oboe a clarinet. Most likely of band members to die alone with cats. Simple savages that LOVE puns.

You can tell he's an oboeist from the way he flinches at grammatical errors.

oboeist by therealashcash June 13, 2016

Obeast

A person that has gone beyond severely over weight. A person characterized as having a beast-like magnitude in height-weight proportion.

Also, someone who moves similar to a wild animal due to their condition. This may elicit fear or shock in those he / she comes in contact with.

John: "Did you see that guy?!"
Tim: "Yeah that guy was obeast!."

Doug: "Kelly, slow down on that hamburger before you become obeast!"

Obeast by StoryStellar March 11, 2011