Obessesive Computer Disorder 

a lot like obssesive compulsive disorder, there is the constant need to check one's email, facebook, myspace ect. Also referred to as OCD

Yeah the power went out this weekend and my OCD was acting up, I had to go over to Joe's just to check my email.

Joe's Obessesive Computer Disorder is really getting the best of him, we should try and get him some help.

Obessesive Computer Disorder by ckwhy November 14, 2010

Obesist 

One who hates anyone who appears to be obese or weigh above their specified weight class for their height.

Fat guy #1: You see that skinny mutha fucka over there? That guy is an obesist. He doesn't take kindly to our kind.
Fat Guy #2: That BASTARD!

Obesist by itsthompzilla March 26, 2008

obessous

Bigger than fatacous. Not smaller than any other known obesity; a person so obese that he/she take up a large chunk of land; about the size of half rural town.

Phil: I saw a very obessous woman today. I was scared because she ate an elephant in front of me. Luckily she wasn't hungry for human flesh.
Rich: Sounds liek you lucked out. I lost my wife to an obessous woman. Ate her right in one gulp!

obessous by Razeeky November 2, 2011

Obesseus 

The "Greek god" name given to an overweight male that thinks he's the greatest at something.

"That new IT admin wouldn't shut up at the meeting...Obesseus, the Greek god of servers"

Obesseus just cut in front of everyone at the buffet line!

Obesseus by Fred Barr February 12, 2013

obesist 

prejudice against fat people

For instance, mistaking a fat person for one of your fat friends for the sole reason of them being fat. Bro that’s obesist

obesist by dylan.frazier1037 July 7, 2019

Oblissvious 

I love being oblissvious

I am amazingly oblissvious to the situation. Being acutely aware of a particular consequence... but also being keenly aware you can choose a differing unknown path altogether..... become zero..

Oblissvious by Rocketbebe March 30, 2020

obeis

Humbly giving back something with the expectation of a remark.

Return for comment in a humble way.

These are the questions I obeis to you.

obeis by Richard Korgan April 2, 2008