Example 1
Job Description:
"... we're looking for an independent team
player who works well with others and
alone. The candidate must also be a self-starter and require minimal supervision."
Frustrated Job Candidate:
"That's so bloody obvident!"
Example 2:
Female
Dating Profile Description:
"I'm looking for a
guy who doesn't play head games, knows how to treat a lady, likes
long walks and cosy nights in and appreciates the finer things in life. No losers or psychos please"
Winners who think they're winners:
"This is so obvident I think I'll look for someone who actually has meaningful scruples."
Winners who think they're losers:
"This woman sounds too picky and I'm no good anyway so I won't write. And it's obvident I'm no good."
Losers who think they're winners:
"
Ah, none of those things apply to me. Obvidently I'm in there!"
Losers who know they're losers:
"I won't write. It's not obvident."
Psychopaths who make
animal sacrifices:
"Aww
man, I guess that obvidently rules me out! "
