What crazy liberals will someday say while running into a crowd of tea partiers with a bomb strapped to their chest because the tea partiers aren't stupid enough to buy into Obama's bullshit
smart guy 1: Stop fucking up the constitution!
smart guy 2: Fuck your healthcare plan!!
Obama fag zombie bitch: OBAMA AKBAR!!!!
smart guys 1 and 2: AWWW SHIIIIIIII *BOOM*
Beginning on January 20, 2009, the Obama Administration set out to Annihilate America, to increase the devastation of the U.S. economics, to deface all American values, to demoralize, to destroy the American Constitution as well as any values left of America! After 8 years of what we thought was arrogance, corruption, deregulation, senseless wars, pro-rich tax laws, and depreciation of the economies in just the U.S, we became very aware that oBAMa was the true meaning of arrogance, corruption, deregulation, senseless wars, pro-Government tax laws, and total depreciation of the economies in the Whole World. Now we all need a major change to restore hope!
America finally woke up and found oBAMa IS the FALSE Hope!!! There is Hope: www.deportobama.org
oBAMA took swift action to further the damage four fold and sent us as well as the Whole World like sheep to the slaughter. While it may have only take many years to fully recover from the Bush Depression, oOBAMa increased the damage that it may even take Centuries to recover from a total economic collapse caused by oBAMa and has us on the loooong road to recovery.
oBAMa administration is the disease and the Ron Paul Administration is the cure!
This is another CURE - www.deportobama.org
|3.||Osama Bin Laden is dead|
Phrase commemorating the "removal" of terrorist leader of Al-Qaida Osama Bin Laden, by US forces on May 1st, 2011.
New Yorker: Justice's a bitch
New Englander: WICKED. Osama's dead
New Jersey Dude: **** yea. I would not be caught dead fistpumping!
Southerner: yeaaa niggas dead
SoCal Resident: yeaaa son. Osama Bin Laden is dead.
Christians worldwide: Thanks be to God!
Real Muslims worlwide: Allahu Akbar!
Extremist Muslims who favor terrorism: Shit...
Bush: I was right.
Woman ranging in the 4 to 7 realm on the 10 point hot scale, that on first glance appears fuckable. However on further inspection, this girl actually has greasy skin and unfortunately when you imagine her cooch, all you can think of is a hairy, wet, swampy pit. There happens to be a queen swamp donkey, referred to as the swamp donkess. These donkeys of the swamp tend to act like cats in heat, so watch your step.
Dude, annie is such a swamp donkey!
That girl will totally swamp your donk.