Obelisk the Tormentor

When you paint your dick blue and use it to cockslap a girl.

John: Dude, I went out and got some blue paint and a few condoms just so I could finally do the Obelisk the Tormentor.

Obelisk the Tormentor by Psdnym April 17, 2010

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Only heard of in myths, it is a very large cawk, almost like an obelisk. It usually preys on hot women. When erect, it will block out the sun. Only a few people have ever got to harness its true power..

Dude!!! WTF is that!! O my god!! Its an obelisk!!! RUN! RUN! RUN! Especially the hot chicks, RUUUNNNN!!!!!!!!

obelisk by chodeboi99 February 24, 2010

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Obelisk

Used to describe a person who is stubborn and hard headed. And memory is like an ancient atrifact: dusty and old.

Shaddap u dumb piece of obelisk!!!

Obelisk by Walking Dictionary wizard June 23, 2017

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Obelisk the Tormentor

Where your partner wants anal, so you go to other side of the room, then run full speed to them while yelling "Fist of Fury", and shove your fist up their ass.

I wanted to try something new in bed, so Johnny Obelisk the Tormentor me so hard I had to call off of work for a few days.

Obelisk the Tormentor by Lolurbanhooligan November 25, 2017