The most orgasmic food in the world
it also helps you prevent getting diabetes!
"i just ate some oatmeal."
"My mouth just had an orgasm, because of the delicious instant oatmeal."
"my mom started to freak out and though i was getting diabetes, so to make her stop, i started eating oatmeal. after a week of oatmeal everyday i finally understood that oatmeal was the most amazing thing in the world."
Breakfast consisting of rolled whole-grain oats boiled in water, you goddamn faggots. Its not sex or gay sex or oral sex or any of this bullshit you dumb fucking faggots!
I ate Oatmeal for breakfast.
An breakfast consisting of warmed oats and water... quite tasty! its not a pussy you pervs!
Mom can I have oatmeal for breakfast
Frosty's original name
Let's name the snowman Oatmeal!
Tyron Brown and John Smith went out for breakfast. Tyron ordered grits, and John ordered oatmeal.
oat⋅meal /ˈoʊtˌmil, -ˈmil/ Show Spelled Pronunciation oht-meel, -meel
1. meal made from ground or rolled oats.
2. a cooked breakfast food made from this.
3. a girl who has had sexual intercourse with at least three members of Omega Alpha Tau.
After Josh and Ben had their way with Carin, Mike Brewer utilized the reverse cowgirl position to close her out and complete the oat-meal.
the cure for aids..
Derion: I've been itching lately. I think I have AIDS.
Mariah: Awww, would you like some oatmeal?