Me: If you think that "girls who like boys who like girls who like boys" is better than "maybe i just don't believe, maybe you're the same as me, we see things they'll never see, you and I are gonna Live Forever" then you are retarded.
Idiot: Ok but Oasis had some pretty half assed tunes with poor lyrics too.
Me: You mean like Digsy's Dinner or Bonehead's Bank Holiday? Those are some of the catchiest pieces of music ever.
Idiot: But Noel insulted Phil Collins!
Me: Didn't he divorce his wife by fax?
Idiot: Yeah but...ok, point taken.
there best song was 'champagne supernova'
Joe- Yeah they did that song Wonderwall right?
Bill -is that the only one youve heard?
Joe- Yeah why?
PS: Make thier new album number 1!! Where it feckin belongs!!
Mickey: Yer I like them...They're not bad
Stevie: I went to see them at Finsbury Park
Mickey: Yer? Were they good?
Stevie: Yer they were fuckin class!!
Mickey: Really? Well im off to get some Glasto tickets for Fiday night when Oasis are on!!
Oasis is the greatest band in the world today...