T.O.F.T.S. 

TOFTS = Too Old For This Shit.

TOFTS is an acronym of Danny Glover's famous line from the 1987 movie, Lethal Weapon. Ironically, using the expression "TOFTS" signifies how non-lethal one has become, because he/she is simply too old, for this shit. Utterance of the phrase usually indicates a tired disdain for the subject at hand, though not necessarily arrogance or elitism; often the subject will begrudgingly still engage in the subject (ala Danny Glover's character in Lethal Weapon).

Mel Gibson: It's GO time! Passion of the Christ!
Danny Glover: T.O.F.T.S.

Kid 1: I want a firetruck!
Kid 2: I want a dragon!
Kid 3: I want world peace!
Kid 4: I want to start a fire!
Kid 5: I want a pony, a magic easy bake oven, a Xbox, Justin Bieber tickets...
Santa: T.O.F.T.S.

Sarah Palin: Isn't your middle name Hussein? Like Saddam Hussein? Let's see some birth certificates!
Obama: T.O.F.T.S.

T.O.F.T.S. by Japcola April 21, 2011

r-u-n-n-o-f-t 

The condition of having left or abandoned someone or someplace, often abruptly, under difficult or unpleasant circumstances, and with the implication of not intending to come back. Colloquial misspelling of "ran off." The term is derived from the movie O Brother, Where Art Thou, in which an rather unlearned character wishes to convey to other characters that his wife left him but does not wish to say so aloud in front of his son.

Mrs. Hogwallop done r-u-n-n-o-f-t.

r-u-n-n-o-f-t by Edward January 6, 2004

T.O.F.T.S. 

Too Old For This Shit.

I can't stay up late for The Office marathons anymore. I'm T.O.F.T.S.

T.O.F.T.S. by Alucrix28 October 21, 2009

T.O.F.T.B 

Tits out for the boys
A girl or woman with ample cleavage (frequently with lack of corsetry or other support) which is inappropriately exposed in public. So much so that it draws the gaze of all passersby regardless of gender, so astonished are others by the movement of said mammories
Often a rank attempt to gain attention from the specimens of the male gender. Only results in superficial attention though as they are hypnotised by seemingly independent movement during activities such as walking, running, climbing, and pole dancing.

Woah, check out that woman, outstanding T.O.F.T.B. dear god spare my eyes

T.O.F.T.B by pumpkinhead99 November 6, 2010

s.o.f.t. 

an older person that has very little sense. whatever theyve done and they know theyre in the wrong, they fall into the catagory of "soft".this is usually used when small children and old ladies are around, stil..old ladies are not exempt from the term which means......

old grumpy get, pushing a wheelchair with his elderly mother in it, deliberately rams into your achilles....the retort would be "stupid old fucking twat"
or "s.o.f.t. cunt"

s.o.f.t. by mik63 August 17, 2007

S.O.F.T. 

Same
Old
Fucking
Thing

*Also a song title by Elastia.

person #1: How do you do?
person #2: S.O.F.T.

S.O.F.T. by Shin71 April 21, 2009

F.T.F.O. 

Flip The Fuck Out. Describes someone losing their cool, going apeshit, out of control.

The boyfriend F.T.F.O. after catching his girl in bed with another girl.

F.T.F.O. by JazzyJuggs July 15, 2008