Obsessed Angry Female Stalkers
The DOFF invented O.A.F.S.
Obsessive Angry Female Stalkers
This OAFS (O.A.F.S.) been stalking me for weeks!
There's this OAFS (O.A.F.S.) who just called me 38 times in the past hour.
Snakes on a motha fuckin' plane.
"Snakes on a Plane comes out August 18th, 2006."
"yes, I'm excited too"
Y.D.A.F.O.C Which stands for Young Dumb And Full Of Cum
Bobby-yo i think the condom broke when I banged Carly.
Alex & Jon- your Y.D.A.F.O.C(Young Dumb And Full Of Cum)
can be pronounced bolf
this refers to Bitch Others'd Like to Fuck
this pretty much means a mean girl with a bad personality, but she's attractive and/or popular, therefore she makes people want to sleep with her.
Or, it can be any random girl that may or may not be attractive and have a good personality, but people want to sleep with her anyway just because they're horny and she's there.
1. Man, that girl Jenna is so mean to people she doesn't even know. Her personality is just jank!
I'd still fuck her, though! She's hot! Definately a B.O.L.F.
2. Last night, he was so drunk that he totally had sex with that B.O.L.F. just because she was drunk, too! Any regrets, I wonder?
Acronym meaning either "Totally On A Dick" or "Totally Over A Dick". Used to describe a obsessive single person looking for only sexual grates, usually in an oral fashion but not always. TOAD can most often be observed when used at a party to describe a often ignored female who becomes so obsessed with getting the male any way possible, that she becomes orally inclined or just sexually obsessive over having sex in that endeavor.
Guy1: What is up with Jennifer tonight? She's practically giving Jim a blowjob with his pants on.
Girl1: She's just T.O.A.D. because he is ignoring her. As soon as he starts to get in to it, she'll back off.
Dude1: God damn! That girl just swooped in and snookied that guy with a BJ and stole him away from Julie.
Dude2: She's just being a T.O.A.D. because she is obsessed with his dick. She'll be done with him after she gets some.
Dude1: I knew something was wrong when she ignored free drinks for him! What a greedy slut!?! She's only in it for the dick!
Dude2: Yup, absolutely a T.O.A.D. dude.
Acronym standing for: Fuck off cuz ur stupid. Used in any situation where a person is being dumb.
Boy: Is that a mirror in your pants, cuz I can really see myself in them.
Girl: You need to F.O.C.U.S.