| 1. | Oh wait | ||
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Oh wait.....Is she a big fat person....?
From silence of the lambs. Used mostly when you are kidding, Other spellings include, O wate, Oh wate, O weight, O8, etc..... I just shit my pants.....oh wait, I mean......farted
I just got a massage from craigslist and it was a dude.......Oh wait.....I mean a blow job....2x Oh weight |
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| 2. | Rosie O'Donnell | ||
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An aquatic creature that consumes the flesh of children in order to keep its weight at a stable 450lbs. This creature has been known to breed with its own gender and is currently the only one of this species. The burden of the creatures disguise to appear as a successful gentlemen has left scientist puzzled. Rosie O'Donnell has been genetically tied with the following:
Walrus, Ditto, druken whore, Sloppy fat fuck |
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| 3. | O'Beast | ||
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A funny way of saying someone is severely over weight, or morbidly obese. Bob: "Holy shit! You see that woman over there?"
John: "Yeah, she's o'beast!" |
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| 4. | normal weight | ||
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if you are not too thin and not too fat, then you have a normal weight. an amount of 'normal weight' kilos depends on you height and age. if you are grown up (18 y.o.+) and you need to know your perfect (desirable) weight you need to subtract 110 from your height in cm., the answer means your normal weight. you can also use the body mass index calculator to calculate your body mass index (or BMI - google it) to recheck my results. Person 1: My height is 5''7 and my weight is 133 pounds. Should lose some weight? I look pudgy!
Person 2: No! You have a normal weight! Girl: My height is 164cm. and my weight is 65 kilos. Feel its rising! Is it ok? Girl's BFF: It's ok, but you really should lose at least 10 kilos to reach your normal weight. Or you are going to look like shit in a couple years! Look at Jessica Simpson! Do you wanna look like that??? Girl: Oh gosh, of course I don't! I'll do my fucking best to avoid it! |
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| 5. | M.O.L.L.E | ||
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MOLLE stands for MOdular. Light weight. Loadbearing. Equipment. Primarily used by Militaries in general, including The US Military, paramilitary orgainizations, as well as Private Military Corporation (PMC). Usually it has space for pouches, such as:Ammo pouches, dump pouches, Admin pouches, ID pouches Pistol Mag pouches, etc. The back has room for a Hydration Carrier, or specific back packs Hey man, is that a new M.O.L.L.E. rig?
Dude i can't believe all the MOLLE space on this thing! I could put anything on it! Forget this stupid chest rig!! I'm getting me some MOLLE!!! |
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| 6. | friend-o-saurus | ||
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An unattractive female usually over weight, that accompanies an attractive female that you want to mack on. A friend-o-saurus will usually foil your attempts to score with her partner. (See Cockblock) Guy 1: Yo check out that chick she's bangin'. I'ma go holla at her.
Guy 2: Man she brought ol' friend-o-saurus along, you aint getting past her. |
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| 7. | subway | ||
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1. A train that is used for urban transit
2. A restaurant that serves filling and fresh food, my personal favorite, but jerry didnt lose his weight there subway resturants will not make you lose weight unless you have one of those "under 6 grams of fat" 6 inch subs without subsause or mayo. TRUE: if you have a 12 inch sub, doesnt matter what sub it is if you add subsause and mayo to it, the sauses alone will be 440 calories... the other ones are relatively heathy though
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