boogie boarder (noun) b-u-g-y b-o-r-e-d-e-d : a person or "brah" who puts on giant fins carrying a plastic like thing with a string attached and paddels into cold water with no waves and spins around like a dying turtle, then goes home and sits on 805 bbr talking about how "sick" and or "epic" his "sesh" was
hey sup ladies im a boogie boarder ;)
girl: a whaaaaatt?
|65.||6-4 in your 5-0|
This phrase references when someone needs more destruction in their relationship. The six-four comes from smashing a six-string guitar into a four-string bass guitar. The five-o references five attempts in a relationship at "getting some" and in turn getting "o" or none.
If you take your girlfriend out five times with no action, your friend could say, "Man, you need some serious 6-4 in your 5-0." Conversely, if you take your boyfriend shopping five times and he neglects each time to buy you a cinnabon, your friend could say, "Girl, you gotta get some 6-4 up in your 5-0." The form of destruction could refer to anything, not just musical instruments smashing together. For instance, you could drive your car through your girlfriend's dog's house (taking out the dog first of course). Or you could drop a road flare and some firecrackers in your boyfriend's garbage disposal.
A highly insulting and useful word, which can be used in a variety of situations:
1) A person who is lacking in intelligence and unable to string a sentence together
2) A person who is physically impressive ( see hench) but who has no brain.
3) Someone who is fat and ginger.
The final 'o' can be lengthened to suit the purpose of the insult.
'F*ck off you goonalino' or 'your mum is a goonalinooo'
|67.||Mystical Mary Jane|
Mystical Mary Jane is the ultimatum of all Mary Jane's. The best weed and the least smoked. Mystical Mary Jane loves you, and you love her forever. Its origination is unknown and is a medium sized indica/sativa. Thousands of diamonds is the only explanation of what she looks like. With a THC count of above 40%, you are sure to be high for over 8 hours. (great for a movie-thon) Do not be fooled by imitations or rappers with gold chains claiming they got the bomb....its a plot against you because if you know you have it, you DONT TELL A SOUL!
a verse dedicated to Mystical Mary Jane
who like to stay medicated, meditating
Off bud all the hata’s out there hating
Im wavin mystical mary hazen
Make reality cave in like a rasin
Im just saying, its amazing
How the endo long time stay blazin,
Like amen in layman, its crayzin
So much thc my eyes is glazing
The power of bud, hard to maintain
I like to stay simple with a simple brain
Im feelin the strain, my eyes is sprained
Taste buds like the sweetness of sugar cane
Smoke along with me, forget your pain
After this hit, you’ll be back again
So when you get high, don’t forget the name
Mystical mary jane.
Mos' ReQuest-copyright 2009-Go time records.
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Crazy algebra teacher at LaGuardia Highschool, doesn't really speak English 24/7, and hates questions....also known as EVIL IN IT'S PUREST FORM!!!
K: "Mrs.Nix, i don't understand the question?"
Mrs.Nix "Well, the question is the question, what don't you understand about that? You have to answer it no matta what so it doesn't matter if you UNDERSTAND it so bhkdcbsfdbjksvdvhjvbk (string of nonsense words no one can decipher) O.K?"
K: "Fine. Whatever."
Mrs.Nix "I heard that attitude mister!"
A plot device in a story which entails the villain giving a convincing lecture to its interrogator, usually in an attempt to justify itself; often successfully convincing the hero of his or her own moral shortcomings.
"You'd like to quantify me, Officer Starling. You're so ambitious, aren't you? Do you know what you look like to me, with your good bag and your cheap shoes? You look like a rube. You're a well-scrubbed, hustling rube with a little taste. Your eyes are like cheap birthstones - all surface shine when you stalk some little answer. And you're bright behind them, aren't you? Desperate not to be like your mother. Good nutrition has given you some length of bone, but you're not more than one generation out of the mines Officer Starling. Is it the West Virginia Starlings or the Okie Starlings, Officer? It was a toss-up between college and the opportunities in the Women's Army Corps, wasn't it? Let me tell you something specific about yourself, Student Starling. Back in your room, you have a string of gold add-a-beads and you feel an ugly little thump when you look at how tacky they are now, isn't that so? All those tedious thank-yous, permitting all that sincere fumbling, getting all sticky once for every bead. Tedious. Tedious. Bo-o-o-o-r-i-ing. Being smart spoils a lot of things, doesn't it? And taste isn't kind. When you think about this conversation, you'll remember the dumb animal hurt in his face when you got rid of him. If the add-a-beads got tacky, what else will as you go along? You wonder don't you, at night?"more...
—The Hannibal Lecture by Hannibal Lecter, The Silence Of The Lambs (book)
|70.||Get in the fuckin' sack|
A phrase intended to remind magical thinkers of the ridiculousness of their claims.
Irish comedian Dara O'Briain first used the phrase in his stand-up performances when talking about priests, astrologers, and the like. He said that he would put them all in a big sack, tie the sack up with string, and hit them all with sticks.
He then went on to say that when someone gives a facile answer to a difficult question, and that person is then asked to provide evidence, but replies with "There's more to life than evidence," the proper response to that magical thinker is "Get in the fuckin' sack."
Hey, what happens to us after we die?
Oh, the good people go to live with god, and the bad people suffer for all eternity.
What's the evidence for that?
It's in the Bible.
Get in the fuckin' sack.