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A facial expression that is meant to express grief, but just makes you look like you're having an orgasm instead. Jessie's O-no Face made her seem far less like she was in emotional turmoil, and much more like she just climaxed.
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| 2. | neck face | ||
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A muscle-head, or no-neck, or just another insult like idiot or asshole. Fuck you, NECK FACE. I'll punch you in your fucking neck. (Originally spawned by Jason D.)
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| 3. | Mistakenly Face-raped | ||
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The act of believing someone on Facebook has been
face-raped and thus commenting to this that they have been face-raped, even though they really were not face-raped. Status: Hey guy's im Gay
Your comment: HAHAHAHA MAN U TOTALLY GOT FACERAPED :D HAHAHA Subjects comment: no man i havent been face-raped!! I AM GAY!!! Your comment: ... oh :O Mistakenly Face-raped |
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| 4. | o sniping | ||
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A derogatory term used in the Tribes game universe to describe the act of sniping on the enemy's side of the map.
While often thought to be illegal, this notion has no basis; o-sniping is perfectly legal and often a powerful tactic that the enemy will have difficulty countering because they spend too much time whining about it. "He accused me of o sniping, so the next time we got into a disc-duel I just popped him in the face with my laser rifle from like 40 feet away, and asked him if that was o-sniping too. Then he kicked me cuz he was a douche."
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| 5. | O.J. Simpson | ||
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White People know hes guilty.
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Black people think hes innocent #1 NA analysis of the blood found in, on, and near Simpson’s Bronco revealed traces of Simpson’s, Nicole’s, and Ronald Goldman’s blood. #2 DNA analysis of bloody socks found in Simpson's bedroom were proven to be Nicole’s blood. #3 Simpson’s hair was found on Goldman’s shirt even though Simpson claims to have not been at the house and to never have met Goldman. #4 DNA analysis of blood on the left-glove, found outside Nicole Simpson's home, was proven to be a mixture of Simpson’s, Nicole’s, and Ronald Goldman’s. #5 The gloves also contained particles of Goldman’s hair and carpet fibers from Simpson’s Bronco. #6 Officers found arrest records indicating that Simpson was charged with the beating of his wife Nicole. Photos of Nicole’s bruised and battered face emerge. Simpson was sentenced with 3 years of community service for this crime. #7 Police discovered the dome light in the Bronco had been removed. A search of the vehicle revealed the light was carefully placed under the passenger seat and was in good working condition. Puzzling blood smears on the passenger floorboard indicate that Simpson may have purposely removed the light and placed it under the seat before the murders. Then, after the murders, he may have unsuccessfully tried to find it to put it back in the socket. Police on stakeouts routinely remove the dome lights from their vehicles to avoid detection when the car doors ar... |
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| 6. | face off | ||
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(v.) A hockey metaphor meaning to compete; to face an adverary; to confront. Ugh! My performance review is today and I have to face off with my boss!
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| 7. | M.O.B | ||
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M.O.B is an acronym made famous by rapper Tupac Shakur which stands for "Money over Bitches." M.O.B is best thought of as being a philosophy which denotes that a man who wants true power must always put money first and women second. A similar philosophy was also espoused by the fictional gangster "Tony Montana," played by actor Al Pacino in the movie Scar Face, in which he said that in this country(the USA), first you get the money, then the power, and then the women. From an evolutionary biological perspective, men will compete for females, and females will compete for resources, that is, men that can provide them with security. Men who choose to chase women first, before they have cemented their wealth and status, waste precious time and energy, because even if they are successful in finding a female in this state, this female will in all likelihood trade up to a better man if she meets a man who is wealthier than her current man, and will leave him. Men of low status who manage to acquire attractive females through charm and wit are at risk of losing these females when faced with a male of higher status that has more resources and or charm and wit. By focusing on resources, aka money, first, a man increases the likelihood that not only can he attract the most beautiful females, but keep them and pass down his genes. My buddy asked me if I thought his girl was cheating on him. In response, I asked him the following questions.
Do you have a job? He responds by saying "no." Do you live at home with your parents? He responds by saying "yes." Do you spend a lot of time with her? He says "no." Does she have an ex boyfriend who has more money than you? He says "yes." My final conclusion to my friend was that, more than likely, she is cheating on him, and to avoid having this happen in the future, he must follow M.O.B. |
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