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1. o'Dark 30
A general term referring to any time between midnight and sunrise the next morning.
I don't want to get up at o'Dark 30 to go to the gym.
2. Internet
A wonderfully intended invention which connects people all across the world and reminds us how alike we all are. A sea of applicable and totally non-applicable knowledge, the internet has possibilities sprouting out of its possibilities. It is a revolutionary tool for enhancing the every day lives of the lazy, the stoned, the crackpots, the insonmiacs, the anti-social and the procrastinators.
The internet is a modern day outlet for shopping, knowledge, communication, grass-root movements, information, personal expression, school, media sharing and organizations. The internet has probably had the biggest affect on all people of any technological advance in the past 30 years.
Stoner 1: Have you seen that Dark Side of Oz shit...on the internet?
Stoner 2: Bejebus, yes! Crazy ass shit. Let's google vid it.
3. dawn patrol
to get up early in the morning to get a head start (early members of the air force would do so to survey enemy positions)
I Don't want to go on dawn patrol this time.
4. Sun
1. The star at the centre of the Solar System, orbited by all the other bodies in the immediate neighbourhood. The thing that people go to the Canary Islands or Hawaii to enjoy a little better. A Type G2 yellow dwarf on the main sequence of the Hertzsprung-Russell diagram, approximately halfway through a lifetime of roughly ten billion years. The planet Earth orbits it at a distance of 93 million miles once a year. The Sun's mass is two times ten to the twenty-seventh tonnes, or a third of a million times the mass of Earth, diameter to the visible disc (photosphere) 853,000 miles. Contains 99.86 percent of the system's total mass. Shines by thermonuclear
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5. Grease Flipping
Grease Flipping: A Line of MDMA Or a bump (what ever you prefer) , 3 Dexys (Popped within 1hour) Shroom Chocolate with 2grams of shrooms in all the chocolate pieces. - The Greaser © Grease Grime KFC Productions :D (written after grease flipping (still high)

- I love dexys :D (yeah still high)
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Grease Flipping Fat At a friends house received shroom chocolate 2 grams of shrooms in some chocolate, Do some MDMA at a school, Pop 2 dexies (dexedrine) have some shroom chocolate, wait 30 mins while the shrooms kick in pop 1 more dexy (dexedrine) give one too a friend, another to another friend MUST let the metal head do what ever the fuck he (or she) wants with it (You must have a hella stoner metal head in your group, a greaser, Artist, the really awesome friend with the mom that gives the shroom chocolate.

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(*.*) <--- /Nigga T\ (when are friend was on the corner of dark and lonely)

What you need -

$10.00 for dexys (4 dexys)
Free line of MDMA from the metalhead thats hella stoner
Abilitiy too pass out at a chill friends house and make stem tea and Expressing ourselves through art on the greaser and the metal heads arm :) x.3 <-- (I have no idea)
6. Durphy
Combination of the words "dark" and "Murphy". Applies to any drunken dickhead that hails from the Murphy Clan. Typically, this wrecking ball of a man is known for his over-the-top hygienic standards, strict adherence to a weight lifting plan, and cowardly good manners. However, when you provide this clean mean protein machine with absurd amounts of alcohol, a monster is born.

A creature of the night, a Durphy can be seen roaming the streets, preying on ugly Lehigh girls. Tactics include using said girls' camera to capture in-depth images of his dick sack region, stealing their alcohol, throwing their board games and food in the street for no reason, and belittling their perceived sexual abilities.

Durphys may exhibit a few physical symptoms. One symptom can be found in the eyes. If the subject's eyes appear to be glazed over, with the white part now a deep black color, you may be dealing with a Durphy. If the subject is usually known for being kind, caring, and considerate but now appears to be abrasive, offensive, and aggressive, you may be dealing with a Durphy.

To prevent a Durphy, avoid the drinking of any brown liquor. Once Durphy has emerged, the only way to stop it is to kill it. Use a firearm of no less than a .30 caliber, as smaller calibers will only provoke a Durphy. If using a shotgun stick with gauges 12 and above. Again, smaller sizes will only make Durphy more angry.
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7. Big titties
the functional breast
The breast is an apocrine gland that produces milk to feed an infant child; for which the nipple of the breast is centred in (surrounded by) an areola (nipple-areola complex, NAC), the skin color of which varies from pink to dark brown, and has many sebaceous glands. The basic units of the breast are the terminal duct lobular units (TDLUs), which produce the fatty breast milk. They give the breast its offspring-feeding functions as a mammary gland. They are distributed throughout the body of the breast; approximately two-thirds of the lactiferous tissue is within 30-mm of the base of the nipple. The terminal lactiferous ducts drain the milk from TDLUs into 4–18 lactiferous ducts, which drain to the nipple; the milk-glands-to-fat ratio is 2:1 in a lactating woman, and 1:1 in a non-lactating woman. In addition to the milk glands, the breast also is composed of connective tissues (collagen, elastin), white fat, and the suspensory Cooper's ligaments. Sensation in the breast is provided by the peripheral nervous system innervation, by means of the front (anterior) and side (lateral) cutaneous branches of the fourth-, the fifth-, and the sixth intercostal nerves, while the T-4 nerve (Thoracic spinal nerve 4), which innervates the dermatomic area, supplies sensation to the nipple-areola complex.
Girl: gurl my Big Titties Are SO HUGE They Hurt

Boy: Gurl i like yo titties

Girl#2: look at my big titties
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