| 8. | O.J. Simpson | ||
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White People know hes guilty.
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Black people think hes innocent #1 NA analysis of the blood found in, on, and near Simpson’s Bronco revealed traces of Simpson’s, Nicole’s, and Ronald Goldman’s blood. #2 DNA analysis of bloody socks found in Simpson's bedroom were proven to be Nicole’s blood. #3 Simpson’s hair was found on Goldman’s shirt even though Simpson claims to have not been at the house and to never have met Goldman. #4 DNA analysis of blood on the left-glove, found outside Nicole Simpson's home, was proven to be a mixture of Simpson’s, Nicole’s, and Ronald Goldman’s. #5 The gloves also contained particles of Goldman’s hair and carpet fibers from Simpson’s Bronco. #6 Officers found arrest records indicating that Simpson was charged with the beating of his wife Nicole. Photos of Nicole’s bruised and battered face emerge. Simpson was sentenced with 3 years of community service for this crime. #7 Police discovered the dome light in the Bronco had been removed. A search of the vehicle revealed the light was carefully placed under the passenger seat and was in good working condition. Puzzling blood smears on the passenger floorboard indicate that Simpson may have purposely removed the light and placed it under the seat before the murders. Then, after the murders, he may have unsuccessfully tried to find it to put it back in the socket. Police on stakeouts routinely remove the dome lights from their vehicles to avoid detection when the car doors ar... |
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| 9. | shot o'clock | ||
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"Shot O' Clock" more commonly known as "Shot-O-Clock"
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What is Shot-O-Clock? Shot-O-Clock is that perfect time of the night when the drinks are flowing down easy & everything is just right. You're out with your best buds, there is some hot tail floating around the bar, and you need to do something to show just how good of a time you are having... That's when Shot-O-Clock steps in! Instantly become the life of the party, the pimpest player in the place, and completely irresistible, whether you are paying for it or not. Shot O Clock can even happen simultaneously across several timezones! So read on, you'll find instructions, suggestions, and more below! nstructions to Shot-O-Clock: Step 1: Approximately 15 minutes before Shot-O-Clock, text as many as your friends as possible about Shot-O-Clock, no matter what timezone they may be in. Remember, it is Shot-O-Clock. Step 2: Determine the drunkest member of the group you are out drinking with, and go buy at 35 shots on his or her tab. Shot-O-Clock is NO fun if you are just buying a round of shots for your table. Step 3: Before telling the bartender you want 35 shots, try to get a deal for buying in bulk. Remember, Shot-O-Clock cannot be repeated if you're broke. Step 4: Once you have successfully negotiated a good price, and the drinks are being made, tell everyone around you who's tab Shot-O-Clock is on. It won't matter now, the drinks are already being made. Step 5: Ask for a tray, or get the server to bri... |
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| 10. | 6 o'clock | ||
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6 o'clock - n. An erection. Coined from the hands on the clock. The big hand (penis)is up at the "12" position and the little hand (testes)is hanging down at "6". That shorty put me at 6 o'clock!
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| 11. | Shaquille O'Neal | ||
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A unit of measurement, generally 9 feet even though Shaq really isn't that tall but can be used from lengths as short as 6 feet. Guy 1: Dude! WHAT'S UP?!
Guy 2: What? Dude, you're like 3 Shaquille O'Neals away from me. |
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| 12. | O.G.D | ||
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"Original Gangsta Disease":
1) A condition that causes sufferers who "were there" when cool shit went down back in the day to lord said presence at cool shit over the younger generations and consequently downplay the cultural/political contributions of contemporary writers/thinkers/musicians/artists etc. 2) A mental disorder common to aging hipsters who specifically view newer music as entirely derivative and without merit due to its youth. 3) The old (established) being jealous of the young (new). This is often disguised as wisdom. 4) A complex of symptoms known collectively as "'I Was There' Syndrome" 5) The desire to have been associated with a defining cultural moment. 6) The inflation of personal involvement in said defining cultural moment. 1.
Bernice: How pathetic. How quaint. You think that what you are listening to is authentic psychedelic garage rock? I was there when the 13th Floor Elevators invented both terms single-handedly... Roky Erickson played harp in my band (whose legendary, impossibly obscure EP introduced "tripping balls" into the popular lexicon).....this was back when rock music was real. Back when there were still unexplored territories to be claimed. Back when Lou Reed was still with The Shades. Thomas: Listen biddy, get your O.G.D. checked out immediately. You dumb bitch. 2. Lawrence is once again droning on about the master tapes for a lost 1967 Monks sophomore LP that were destroyed when his German meth lab/recording studio went up in flames. What a douche. |
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| 13. | 6 to 12 | ||
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This is where your cock goes from 6 o' clock to 12 o' clock. Or in other words you get a boner when you see a hott chick. "Man!, when i saw that GILF, iwent from 6 to 12." GILF=Grandma Id Like To Fuck
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| 14. | 6 mile | ||
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hood in detroit that is dangerous, where they ride crown-vics,where they hold heaters ever day,where they have a gun under the car seat,where bloods be at in detroit, where ak-47's be mosted used in detroit. im in da hood of da crown vics,we hold bags of nics and got all of it, im from the hood of the big 6 im from 6 mile so we got all da tricks. detroit rapper
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