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1.
Infomercial featuring scantily clad tarts touting products of all sorts.
I saw a nymphomerical the other night with this chick who had monster sweatermeat.
by Mo Dixley February 06, 2005
 
2.
Infomercial talking about nothing but sex
I was watching a nymphomercial about dildos and vibraters
by Antonio August 28, 2004
 
3.
Any late-night TV commercial, paid advertising, for sex-chat, adult "dating" lines, etc. Typically these are the phone numbers than begin with 976 or 900.
Charlie liked to stay up until 3:00 am and watch the hot chicks on the nymphomercials.
by Ash Hunter January 09, 2006
 
4.
(n.) - a TV infomercial that is so sexy (either intentionally or otherwise) that you can practically have sex with yourself, or someone else,
while watching it.
"Oh my gosh, did you see that nymphomercial on TV last night, during halftime, with that awesome babe wearing practially nothing? It was awesome!"

-- overheard at a watercooler in an office building in Atlanta
on April 3, 2011
by PRwiz101 April 06, 2011
 
5.
An infomercial with a strong sexual connotation, such as a Girls Gone Wild ad.
Tommy was up all night flipping through the channels to find nymphomercials.
by mw394872987 July 10, 2008
 
6.
Noun- those late night commercials for phone sex and date lines featuring scantily clad ladies that you have approximately 0.00000001% chance of actually talking to.
"I was so horny last night that I almost called the 900 number on a nymphomercial."
by E Man Groovin May 18, 2010