Creamy Nutella 

Creamy Nutella is when a man ejaculates into a jar of Nutella. He then gifts it to his sister, mother, grandmother, or girlfriend as a gift. It is commonly done by white folk because of their love for Nutella.

John: "I made some creamy Nutella last night. I prepared it for my girlfriend!"
Davis: "Yum! Can I have some?"

Creamy Nutella by Hot dog willy May 9, 2015

nutterflies 

the nervous feeling that arises when you want to stroke the salami, but fear that someone might walk in or come home.

I really want to watch Brazilian Bangbus, but I got nutterflies since mom will be home in ten minutes.

nutterflies by Johny Salami May 11, 2011

Nutellabetes

Nutellabetes is what you get as a result of eating too much Nutella. As we all know, Nutella is very addicting, and this addiction can become a problem, with the consequences of getting Nutellabetes. When you are diagnosed with Nutellabetes, your blood type becomes Nutella and you sweat Hazelnut. There is no known cure for the disease, and the only way to prevent it is to put the damn Nutella jar down.

Hey, Mom! Can we buy some Nutella?" "No, Haley. You're going to get Nutellabetes from eating that so much!

Nutellabetes by Checkboo. May 2, 2011

nutterbutter buddies 

When one buddy puts his nuts in another buddy's butt.

"Put your nutter in my butter, my nutter butter buddy."

"I love me some nutterbutter buddies."

nutterbutter buddies by Originalnutter January 24, 2014

neutertard 

A closeted enabler of Duterte. It's a cross between the words neutral and dutertard (a coined term used to describe people whose rabid support of Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte turns them into retards.) Neutertards use equivocal language, distance themselves from political discourse and hide under the cloak of neutrality. But deep inside, their tails wag to the sound of Duterte's hate speeches, they wank over Duterte's rape jokes, and they are willing to drink the Kool-aid upon Duterte's order.

The newest apointee to Duterte's cabinet is a literary artist who used to carry the torch of feminism but is now reduced to being a neutertard who prostitutes what little remains of her credibility for the sake of convenience.

neutertard by Lolito Go January 16, 2021

nutella job 

when a high school girl is so in love with nutella she slathers on a boys penis and begins to perform oral

Caroline: does anybody want a nutella job
Brandon: yea lets go outside

nutella job by thekingoflou December 4, 2011

Nutella 

God's favourite spreadable food, made by pixies in the magical land of yum.

I eat so much Nutella, I actually ejaculate it

Nutella by themuseicman May 15, 2006