Nutty Clegg 

A Nutty Clegg is a cling on. A Nutty Clegg is where you don't wipe your arse after doing a shit and the poo dries up and sticks to Your arse hairs and can sometimes make you feel very uncomfortable. It is very painful to remove Nutty Cleggs.

My Arse is so itchy, I think I've got a Nutty Clegg.

Nutty Clegg by CleggMaster September 23, 2017

nutty cletus 

this is where you chew up some goobers (chocolate-covered peanut candy) and spit them up somebody's anus. then they poop the contents of their butthole into your mouth.

man #1: what should we eat while we watch titanic tonight?

man #2: how 'bout some goobers?

man #1: oh i'm sorry we're fresh out due to the huge nutty cletus i gave your wife last night.

man #2: oh.

nutty cletus by cocktupus January 28, 2008

nuttypoo 

Peanut butter

For lunch today, I had a nuttypoo-and-jelly on whole wheat, and a glass of cold milk.

nuttypoo by talk2me-JCH2 December 27, 2020

Nutty Puddy

When cum comes in contact with water.

I spanked it in the shower and my cum mutated into Nutty Puddy when it mixed with water.

Nutty Puddy by GreekStreets March 28, 2009

Nutty traf 

A rather pungent expulsion of air

Debbie surprised me with a rather nutty traf

Nutty traf by Nutty traf August 28, 2018

Nutty Kid 

A sex slang term for when a guy fucks a pregnant woman hard enough for his penis to go far in her vagina so that the nuts slam on to the unborn fetus.

Preggo: (MOANING) Hey! can you try to fuck a little softer?
Guy: Why? I thought you to do it this hard.
Preggo: Well I'm pregnant! Your shoving your dick so hard up my womb I can feel the balls on my nutty kid!

Nutty Kid by werdnadioga August 10, 2009

nutty hands 

when you stick your hands in your asshole or rub them on your sweaty nuts you get wee bit nutty.

man that anton lingle kid has some wicked nutty hands.

nutty hands by Daniel shaw May 20, 2008