The Nuts Box

The Nuts Box is the container in which your nuts are stored after being taken by a superior force (someone for whom you are their bitch).

After pulling Mike over, the cop walked up to his window and simply said, "put 'em up." This is how Mike's nuts came to be in The Nuts Box.

The Nuts Box by the nuts box founders July 31, 2008

nutbox 

Insult if someone has been stupid or silly, also can be an endearment.

Originated from surreal British sitcom 'The Mighty Boosh'

'I've been a right nutbox'

'You nutbox, you've only gone and assainated the president'

'I love ya, you nutbox'

nutbox by J&J August 3, 2007

nutbox 

The protective cup used to shield your nuts especially when playing some sports like cricket or hockey

Shit man! I forgot my nutbox at home. Has anyone got a spare I can borrow?

nutbox by succum August 2, 2009

nutbox 

a delicious mix of nuts and candy

I decided to have some nutbox to get over the mid-afternoon slump!

nutbox by T March 11, 2005

nutbox 

a cylindrical, clear-glass receptacle used to house and dispense nutbox

And here is the pantry, complete with refrigerator, microwave, toaster and nutbox.

nutbox by T April 5, 2005

nutbox 

unit of currency used to purchase nutbox, generally equivalent to $0.25

Wow, I found 5 bucks in my pocket! That's TWENTY nutboxes!!!

nutbox by T April 5, 2005

Nutbox 

A whore unbounded by morals in her quest to fill her cunt with the semen of multiple men, preferably from the same fraternity or social clade. These women are typically freshmen with little to no regard for the "repetitive use of plan b" warning sign.

Hey Nutbox, did you have a good weekend?
Frat bro 1: Hey Chad, that girl is smoking hot, whats her name?
Frat bro 2: Woooa. Hold on man. thats a stage 4. We call her nutbox.

Nutbox by Destroyer of Nutbox October 26, 2017