| 1. | swaint | ||
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1. Sweaty taint. Experienced when hot, humid conditions result in sweat between the nutsack and the bunghole. Swaint usually occurs in conjunction with swass and swalls. CAUTION: If you think you might be experiencing swaint, seek air conditioning and immediately apply a liberal amount of Triple-Action Gold Bond Medicated Powder to your taint and nutsack (if so equipped). I cut the lawn in the heat yesterday and got a really bad case of swaint. Holy shit, I never knew my taint had so many sweat glands.
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| 2. | FDK | ||
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means "Fat Dumb Kid". A child who has the qualities of being fat, pudgey, gellatinous, dough-like, and/or dumb, half retarded, cobweb-headed, or droolmonkeyish. A "FDK" usually sits at home on myspace and/or attempts to skateboard with his more thin,able-bodied friends. If you attempt to sit bare-assed upon a "FDK" (see chewbacca ass), you will most likely recieve a finger in the ass and/or your nutsack kissed forcibly due to the laws of gravity acting unfairly against the "FDK" "He is the FDK of the group"
"What does that mean?" "It means hes the Fat Dumb Kid" "Well it fits..." |
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| 3. | nutsack | ||
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1. important piece of male genitals that holds and protects the inner testes
2. a stupid fucker who does or says dumb shit and will not stop 1. Mother, once you are through with dinner, will you please wash my nutsack?
2. Mother, that kid Timmy is a frickin' nutsack. |
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| 4. | Forehead Slime | ||
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One's forehead whos just been flopped on by a big fat hair nutsack leaving a trail of endless slime I left some Forehead Slime on this kid named connie
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| 5. | Gouche Bag | ||
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1. The saggy wrinkly skin around the area between your A-hole and your P-hole. Also know as nutsack and scrotum.
This area is usually infested with hair and other micro-organisms. 2. A Gucci Hand Bag 1. Usher's Gouche Bag hurts from walking too much.
2. That shemale has a Gouche Bag. 3. Kid wants to get Gouche Bagged. |
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| 6. | suck balls | ||
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When something or someone is being so incredibly gay/retarded, the only thing you can compare it to that makes any logical sense is someone plopping a sick-ass nutsack into there mouth. "KORN RULES MAN"-kid
"That kid must suck balls a lot"-anyone but that kid |
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| 7. | Zig the Bag | ||
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Zig The Bag is a slang term and was derived from several non sensical terms such as Bag-T, T-Sack, and ultimately T-Bag. Zig the Bags primary definition is "Go fuck yourself"
secondary definition is "Play with my nutsack" Basically it can mean several things depending on context, Such as "HEY YOU CANT BE DOIN' THAT HERE." "Oh really well Zig The Bag." Meaning really, Fuck You. Or Suck Cock. It can also be used as a sexual term for instance. "Yo Man did you zig last night?" "Yea I Zig'd The Bag" Meaning he "Hit It" Or Had Intercourse. Furthermore it can be used as an adjective for instance. " Man Last night i got so Zigged" Meaning he was either high or intoxicated. Term can also be used as an adjective, "Hey do you like Dougan?" "Dougan? that kid is such a bag zigger"
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