|1.||balls on your head|
means hairy sweaty balls on your mother fuckin head
i woke up to my boyfriend saying balls on your head.
when you come up on an unsuspecting person, unzip your pants and plop your nuts on their forehead. You can also turn it into the Trojan war helmet, where you let the dick flop down and hit them in the nose. It can be also done willingly to a bitch who is trying to suck up on your dick.
my nigga k-sweezy was sleeping, so i blasted him wit the Scandinavian showercap
gemma from 9f who hates gingers and shakes her head when she talks like gale platt from corrie.says things like"fuck off you fuckin ginger knob end before i friggin kick ya in ya nuts you bloody friggin frig fuckin frig face ...............twat
go on melon , use parkers head like a football
A female who insists on grabbing your nuts until they reach the breaking point.
vince: yo rain did u get head from that chick yesterday?
jake: ya man but im never goin near that bitch again. That fuckin nut demon almost popped my nuts out of my scrotum!!
The subtle art of Boothing is one that has been lost since the late 19th century. It requires you take your date to the movies. If you can sit in a balcony, if not dont worry. One takes his date to the seats, claims he must go the bathroom, gets up, goes to the bathroom and start masturbating. Before ejacutulation one runs back to their date and yells "Dick Semper Tyranis!" and nuts on the dates head. Usually then one would run away and hide in a nearby barn.
Did ya hear about Steve?
We took Kate out boothing a couple nights ago.
Did they find him yet?
No, but Kate is still in the shower...
A Jushe is a jewish douche. Most commonly used as an insult. You know your a Jouche when you have no friends. Or if you wear socks with sandles and have an afro/mullet thing on your head.
Jack- Hey Mike, are you going to Timmy's barmitsfa?
Mike- No,Timmy is a Jouche.
Jack- Ya, he is.
Mike- Haha, who gives a rats ass if he is becoming a man?
Jack- Haha, not me, he will be a man when he gets fucking hair on his nuts.
townies is a lower form of smackhead that can't afford drugs, as such resort to trying to intimadate people into giving them money: "where's me beef, give me all ya money" since the only thing they understand is violence the best thing to do is to smack them in the head, that is unless they out number you about 10 to 1 then you should betend to get some money out and while the're distracted kick them square in the nuts (then run). townie males can usually be identified by there clothe's, a track suit top with a hood up (blue or white) and a black scarf around there face. track suit bottom's that are also blue or white and about 20 quids worth of cheep jewelry. the townie female's can usually be reconised by the track suit tops same as males, denim skirts (short, very short)and make up slaped on with a shovel and (yet again) 20 quid of cheep jewelry.
townie talk: "where's me beef", "respect", "Fockin' greb", "Gimme all ya money", "ow.... why did ya punch me in tha head?", "wait til i get my brother to drop you"