nutlock 

When you jizz, and don't clean up properly. After a while it dries and crusts up on your nuts.

Guy#1: Hey man, I was jerking it the other day and missed some on the clean up.

Guy#2: Ah, I hate when that happens.

Guy#1: Yeah, I had some serious nutlock later.

nutlock by JHE June 1, 2009

nut low 

The absolute worst. The oppisite of the nut high. This term is derived from the poker term the nuts.

My girlfriend started sleeping with my roommate. It was the nut low.

nut low by chazzzle April 22, 2006

nutlog 

When you shoot your load in the middle of the woods, and no one hears you

Dude, I had a dream I nutlogged last night. It was crazy

nutlog by naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah April 7, 2018

nutlover

One who wants and obsesses about nuts by constantly talking about them in irrelevent conversations and goes into great detail when describing.

Hilary Roath is such a nutlover its all she wants and talks about.

nutlover by mackjackzackwacked June 30, 2011

nutload 

Another word for blue balls.

"Kelly gave me a massive nutload last night."

nutload by Adamm_1989 April 11, 2014

nutloaf 

a person that acts very much like a doof and/or wackjob

The doofy man was being a nutloaf.

nutloaf by BabbleingWackjob April 18, 2010

nutlobber 

A crazy person. Named after inmates of institutions who cut off their own testicles and throw them over the fence to distact the nurses while they do crazy stuff.

Mop in Ward 5, Maureen; there was a nutlobber loose this afternoon.

nutlobber by Dina Diva August 17, 2016