Nutuckles 

The consequence of trying to finish off a jar of Nutella using your hand and ending up with Nutella-smeared knuckles.

Nutella is so addicting but these Nutuckles make me look like a savage.

Nutuckles by chocolatier245 July 28, 2012

nut knuckle 

n. slang 1. When a man pulls his ball sack and one nut out of his unzipped pants, making sure to sqeeze the skin behind the nut to it's bulbous glory. Said nut knuckle is usually pulled out to an unsuspecting participation as a humiliating joke.

Hey mike look at my finger I think i cut it. *pulls out the nut knuckle as mike turns to look*

*mike sees the knuckle and is in stuper*

Fuck off you nut knuckler!

nut knuckle by Necremis December 16, 2005

nutbuckle 

for a guy to pull his nuts out of his pants over the top of where the buckle of his belt should be. best done in pictures

she posed sexy for the picture but some guy photobombed her with his nutbuckle

nutbuckle by zanebono February 3, 2010

Numbknuckle 

Describes a person who is both numbskull and knucklehead

Joe: Man, that Bill is a total idiot
Mike: yeah, Bill is a first class numbknuckle!

Numbknuckle by Tiltied August 9, 2020

nutfuckle 

Mutated, altered fuck knuckle

If Little Jonny doesnt stop picking up hookers off the street he will turn into a nutfuckle...

nutfuckle by Master of Cunts May 10, 2008

New Hampshire Newtknuckle 

Being recently discovered, the New Hampshire Newtknuckle is only known to be performed among one-armed carnies and the deaf. The Newtknuckle involves a New Hampshire Newt being taken from the Boston Harbor and placed on the crotchel region of the person while wearing pants (or shorts), thus creating the look of a knuckle behind the zipper. Mostly used by women, the Newt then finds his new, watery home inside the vaginal canal. In rare occasions, it will find the anus. In rarer occasions, it will leave (see: dry pussy).

"Hey man, your mom has a bulge in her pants...it looks like a cock!"- Boy at the schoolyard, seeing other boy's mother.

"Nah man! She's just doin' a New Hampshire Newtknuckle!"- Proud son

"Ohhhhh...righteous!"- All boys at schoolyard

New Hampshire Newtknuckle by Mr. Footlong Redux September 1, 2016

nutsuckler 

to be an asshole on a video game where no one likes the way that person dose things or a spawn killeror douche bagsome one who doesn't listen to the admins or follows the rules

"teabagger123 is a nutsuckler "

nutsuckler by kyle fallis April 16, 2008