The expression for what you do with your buttcheeks when you need to really need to hold in your fart. Called "nutcracking" because you clench your cheeks so tightly that you could crack a walnut (or some other kind of nut) in between them.
Oh man, I'm totally nutcracking it right now!
by Twin D-hoo June 2, 2010
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A 14 inch wooden man who will guard your house, typically resembling a king or soldier usually holding a sword, axe, or staff. These men are almost always sold around Christmas Time.
I just bought a Nutcracker from Target the other day.
by MrSkeletonpants December 31, 2016
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Summertime alcoholic mixed frozen drink, usually mixed by people at home and sold on the street and by word of mouth. Different flavors include Nutcracker, Finding Nemo, and Spongebob.
Do u know who has the "nutcrackers" on the block ?
Did u taste the new "Spongebob" ?
by thebigthrowdown July 20, 2006
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To randomly place nutcrackers on co-workers desks and work area. They can be hidden or out in the open.
"Eric was nutcracked today."

or

"Have you seen that nutcracker behind Michelle's computer monitor? I wonder if she knows she's been nutcracked."
by Nutcracker Spirit December 13, 2012
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the infamous top bar on the frames of male bicycles which is so ironic and so-called for obvious reasons
The boy hit a telephone pole on his bike, slid forward off the seat and hit his groin right on top of the nutcracker and instantly became his hometown choir's most highly-prized soprano.
by Jon64Bailey July 16, 2014
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When someone comes up n kicks a guy in his ballsack as hard as possible
She performed the nutcracker on the guy who swore at her
by Hey bitch what’s up November 10, 2018
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The precise point on the male body where the nuts meet the asscrack; tends to be easily irritated by cheap underwear and rough toilet paper
Damn, my nutcrack is really chaffin' today!
by AAAAAARGH ! Davey Jones September 1, 2006
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