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Testicle Nutblast 

When a somewhat round projectile is thrown directly into your scrotum, causing pain that can only be described as a nutblast. The 'testicle' part comes from both the shape of the object, and to help specify which kind of nut is blasting (as opposed to an edible nut, or nut (meaning to ejaculate))
Man 1; Dude, my girlfriend was so mad when I forgot to let the dog out to wizz, that she gave me the biggest, most horrendous testicle nutblast of my life!!!
Man 2; Ohohoh dude I can feel it! I can only imagine! Rip future kids!!
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A device like a bra, used to hold up saggy, old men's nuts.
"I bought my Grandpa Jerold a nutbra for Christmas so that his nuts would stop dropping in the toilet everytime he tried to pee!"
nutbra by BrieandKerrie December 10, 2008

nutbrush 

When a guy walks too close to you and accidentally or intentionally brushes his balls on your hand. It could also be when someone brushes your balls with their hand or if you lucky, her firm ass.
Guy 1: Did you just see that fag nutbrush me?

Guy 2: You know how I know your gay?
nutbrush by jdogggggggggggggggg December 28, 2008

Nutblast 

When your cumshot ascends, it reaches a level of intensity that it acts like a blast, rather than a shot.
A cumshot can be defined as a nutblast if it meets one or two of the following:

• The spread of the shot is much wider than what it usually is

• It feels much heavier and comes out in a larger amount than usual

• The orgasm makes you instantly roll your eyes back into a full ahegao and takes all the energy out of you for an extended period of time
Dude 1: "I was jerking off to some really kinky shit, and then they turned the raunchy levels up to 11, I nutblasted so hard I was paralysed for like 15 minutes!"
Dude 2: "Bro wtf"
Nutblast by Greenknight9000 April 6, 2020

Jimmy NutBlast 

Jimmy Neutron nuts out a big one when he has a brain blast.
(A problem occurs)
Jimmy - *thinking of a solution*
(A few seconds go by)
Also Jimmy - *nuts everywhere when he yells brain blast*
Also known as “Jimmy Nutblast”
Jimmy NutBlast by Poopityscoop9198 December 24, 2021

Nutrashional 

Food that tastes good, but is considered unhealthy.
1)The greasy burrito I ate for lunch was very nutrashional.

2)When I eat at Burger Heaven I usually order something nutrashional.
Nutrashional by RickyTea March 13, 2009
Horrible discomfort of the genital area. For males
Dude, eric has horrible nutrash from fucking that prostitute.
Nutrash by biesen/geissler April 7, 2009