| 1. | Nut shot | ||
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Dumb **** 7th graders that think its funny to make gangs to hit people in the nuts;proper use: after punching nuts say Nut Shot Kid#1:Nut Shot!!!!
Jack:Oh **** Kid#1**** Yah Jack:(squirming gonig saving private ryan)My balls....My balls |
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| 2. | Nut Shot | ||
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When you take the extra skin on your testicles and form it into a cup then add alcohol and make a person (preferably a girl) take the shot. Guy: Hey! take the nut shot
Girl: Okay! |
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| 3. | Nut-Shot Hernia Repair | ||
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A method of repairing an inguinal hernia in which the surgeon kicks the patient in the junk with such force and skill that the hernia is permanently repaired. The repair does not require anesthesia but the patient is generally in a coma for 6 to 8 months after the procedure. Also, for family planning sake, the patient is encouraged to save some "specimen" if they want and/or need to procreate. The "Nut-Shot Hernia Repair" will be the ideal method of repairing this trauma patient's hernia.
Should we let him deposit a semen sample before the repair? No, he's a trauma patient. |
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| 4. | Beer Pong Rebuttle Shot | ||
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(This one's for the ladies)
When a man is getting a blow job from some girl, and he tries to bust in her face without telling her, she dodges, punches him in the balls, and while he's screaming in pain from the nut shot, she turns around and bricks in his mouth... And were heading to a three cup overtime! Paul -"Eddy! Why the fuck are your teeth brown?"
Eddy- "Well i was trying to give my girlfriend an Angry Pirate, but she turned it around and gave me a Beer Pong Rebuttle Shot. It happended like a week ago but my teeth are still covered in shit!" |
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| 5. | Kill Circle | ||
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The act of multiple nut-shots stemming from one nut-shot while in a closed vacinity. Guy 1: hit's Guy 2: Guy 2 hits Guy3. It's like a chain reaction of nut-shots until everyone is holding their privates and on the ground.
Kid who walks in: Woah! Looks like a kill circle went down in here. |
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| 6. | the money shot | ||
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Used in the adult film industry to describe the climax shot. This is usually when the male creams on the females breasts or in her mouth. Or in the case when Tom nuts on another male. Tom was taking the 7 train home one night when he engaged in a gang bang with 5 hung indian men. They gave hime a dirty sanchez and then came the money shot all over his face. They procceded to shave his pubes and head and placed the hair on his cum soaked face to give him the abe lincoln look. When Tom got home his dad saw a pink sock hanging from his ass from the pounding he took and he said "welcome to the club son."
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| 7. | Nut Helmet | ||
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The act of a bald chick shamelessly wearing at least one
shot of nut on her head. John gave gave Britany a nut helmet.
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