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Primal wall-nut 

That guy from Plants v.s Zombies 2 that has a fast recharge. He's hot.
Wow I didn't know Primal wall-nut can survive Gargantaur smashes!
Primal wall-nut by Primative Nutz September 30, 2020
When you drill or carve a hole into the wall, cum in it and seal it off.
Jeff: Hey dude, what the hell is this spot here on the wall?
David: Oh it's from a dare where I had to make a wall nut.
Wall Nut by xboxuwu March 25, 2021

california wall nut 

You're in California having sex with a bunch of girls and you tell them to line up in a wall and see how many you can nut on
Last time I went to California, I saw this group of girls and we had an old fashioned California wall nut.
When a male masturbates for hours on end, his penis will heat up. this will make his semen warmer. because heat rises, if this person ejaculates and their semen is warm enough, the semen will travel farther than normal. if this semen hits the wall, it is called a 'wall nut.'
sorry mom I dont know how to get it out its my wall nut
wall nut by c1icken January 10, 2018
when you rail someone or jerk off) against a wall- the result is finishing on the wall. hence wall nut.

or alternatively when you jerk off a wall
Donald, I invite you to my home, and what do you do? You have the Audacity to wall nut all over the mahogany wood paneling. The audacity.
wall nut by anonymous November 12, 2020
A pretentious person who says or writes something that is meant to be profound but ends up being bullshit. Often thinks they are deep but they are just spouting incomprehensible nonsense.
"I read the book for class today and, god, the author sounds like such a nutwall"
Nutwall by electromyography March 2, 2018